Onze excuses voor de fout in de ondertitels. De verantwoordelijken zijn ontslagen.
Monty Python.
Dear Lord, you could keep that going for weeks.
I hope you get sacked!
Lieve Heer, je zou dat wekenlang kunnen volhouden.
Ik hoop dat je wordt ontslagen!
It all sounds like Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.
Could be worse. You could have gotten it in Esperanto. I have.
So, were the scammers filtering out people stupid enough to learn Esperanto? 
Like Arnold Rimmer, who was failingly fluent?
While it’s Dutch , it’s bad Dutch, as in it looks like something that went through google translate, and from some of the missing definite articles I would guess maybe Russian.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
because it gets past spam filters.
Might have been true years ago, but I can’t recall any piece of non-English spam getting past Google for years.
Please, no. Dutch really doesn’t look or sound* that* much like German.
Warranted abuse of the program is, however, highly encouraged.
Here’s one I received today:
I dunno. I think the notion that the Illuminati have an ‘Admin Dept’ is too funny.
Wait - is it ILLUMINATI WORLD or WORLD ILLUMINATI?? You certainly wouldn’t want to join the wrong organization.
It’s The People’s Front of Judea.
And I’m certainly all in favor of fighting promotion in my workplace.
I refuse to join any organization that would accept me as a member.
Yes, I think Illuminati World is a magazine for people generally interested in the subject area. So I think great caution is warranted about your role after you receive the $900,000. I mean, you don’t want to receive your $900,000 and then find out you will just be a journalist. It might prove difficult to get them to take the money back if the whole deal is not what was implied.
I’ve replied saying I would like to apply for a position in their IT department.
I’m hoping it is ILLUMINATI WORLD, and that they have a gift shop.
Regards,
Shodan, Fucking Splitter