A new twist on Cliff and Norm

Imagine a drunk sitting next to one of these two and trying to figure it out:

http://www.cnn.com/2000/LAW/scotus/10/02/scotus.cheers.ap/index.html

Sounds like a good premise for Futurama

Woody ‘bot: What’s goin’ down Mr. Peterson?
Nawmie 'bot: In five seconds a big mug of Mom’s™ Robot Oil