Imagine a drunk sitting next to one of these two and trying to figure it out:
http://www.cnn.com/2000/LAW/scotus/10/02/scotus.cheers.ap/index.html
Sounds like a good premise for Futurama
Woody ‘bot: What’s goin’ down Mr. Peterson?
Nawmie 'bot: In five seconds a big mug of Mom’s™ Robot Oil