Bouv's impossibly hard combo Simpsons/Futurama trivia contest

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I ask, you answer, now let’s do it to it like prewit used to do it…to it.

Simpsons:

  1. What, according to Homer, is always the last place you look?
    Hint: It’s something of Lisa’s/
  2. What laws do The Simpsons obey in their house?
    Hint: It’s a law of nature, not of man.
  3. What four people does Homer try to convince the Mob he is?
    Hint: Two of them are dead.
  4. What does Bart always drink plenty of, and what nutrient does it supply?
    Hint: It does not keep ones bones from being brittle.
  5. What, according to Lunchlady Doris, is there very little meat in?
    Hint: It’s from the same episode as the previous question.
  6. What do Bart and Homer race each other in?
    Hint: It’s when Bart and Lisa shared a room.
  7. Where do hamburgers eat people?
    Hint: It’s not Australia.
  8. In his own words, what shouldn’t Homer have eaten?
    Hint: He says it after having a hallucination.
  9. What three buildings does Mr. Burns crush?
    Hint: They are just the models of the buildings.
  10. Why do Mr.Burns and Smithers “Burn rubber, baby!”
    Hint: It’s a dream.
  11. Who did Principal Skinner get back at?
    Hint: It was him “and that boy of his.”
  12. What, for fruit, is a good ball?
    Hint: The pins are salt and pepper shakers.
  13. Name Bart’s mortal enemies.
    Hint: One is on the radio.
  14. Who likes Roy?
    Hint: That’s not what they were supposed to be saying.
  15. Who loves the elephant song?
    Hint: It’s not an actual song.
  16. Who ‘sent away’ for what?
    Hint (cause you’re gonna need it for this one): He’s from the government, and they wanted to go.
  17. Where do they put all the jerks?
    Hint: It’s not in Springfield.
  18. Who tamed the land cow?
    Hint: He’s really a murderous pirate.
  19. Where is there “no groaning?”
    Hint: It’s a place of business.
  20. Who is “all tight” in what area?
    Hint: The area described is real, but not the word used to describe it.

Since this is a long OP, I’ll ask the Futurama questions in another post.

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  1. The law of thermodynamics
  2. Malk, with vitamin R
  3. Rand McNally
  4. Sideshow Bob and Dr. Demento
  5. The senior citizens. They mishear “Be like the boy.”
  6. Jasper- it reminds him of elephants.
  7. Tower One of the World Trade Center
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  1. Jebediah Springfield AKA Hans Sprungfeld
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Oh, and I meant to add, please let me know if you needed the hint or not.

5
  1. Gym mats
  2. Principal Kahoutek (I did have to look up the spelling)
6
  1. Perspicacity
    And yes I needed the hint for this one, but not for #18
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I knew #5 right away, but I had to look at the hint for #11. Just at the question, I thought it might be Principal Valiant.

8
  1. Speeway Squad. I recalled that one myself, because I like the way Burns says it.
9
  1. Benedict Arnold, Joe Vallachi, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown

Had to really think about this last one. Still not too sure of the last two.

10

All are right so far, except #3 by DxZero. That’s the one person he claimed not to be.

11

Ohhhh…replace Krusty the Clown with Homer Simpson, himself.

“The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our social club?” IIRC

12

:smack: I mean, one of them is the person who claimed not to be. Not all of them.

13

So far, numbers 6, 8, 9, 12, 16, 19, and 20 are unanswered.

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#6 Pen clicking. Homer won when Bart gave up and said it was stupid. I didn’t need the hint.

15
  1. Who sent away for what?
    -the nasa guy, for his blackjack. yeah i needed the hint.
16
  1. A little piece of cantaloupe.
  2. There is no groaning in Comic Book Guy’s Store.
  3. Bart’s all tight in the chestal area.
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  1. Bowlerama, “Convenience” mart and Nuclear power plan–oh fiddlesticks.
    8.) Is it “If it’s about laying off the insanity peppers, I’m way ahead of you.”

Used hint to guess 8, didn’t need it for 9.

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All answered except #8, and maybe #12. I looked it up, and it is never actually said what is the ball, only shown, and therefore is open to interpretation.

Oh, and Snarky_Kong, congrats on not needing a hint for #6, I did think that was one of the harder ones.

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Simpsons:

  1. What, according to Homer, is always the last place you look?

Your perspicacity.

  1. What laws do The Simpsons obey in their house?

Thermodynamics.

  1. What four people does Homer try to convince the Mob he is?

Joe Valachi, Benedict Arnold, Ned Flanders and uh…

  1. What does Bart always drink plenty of, and what nutrient does it supply?

Malk. Don’t remember the nutrient.

  1. What, according to Lunchlady Doris, is there very little meat in?

Gym mats.

  1. Where do hamburgers eat people?

Rand McNally.

  1. In his own words, what shouldn’t Homer have eaten?

That powdered gravy he found in the parking lot.

  1. What three buildings does Mr. Burns crush?

Springfield Elementary, the Kwik-E-Mart, and the nuclear power plant.

  1. Why do Mr.Burns and Smithers “Burn rubber, baby!”

They’re in (on?) Speedway Squad.

  1. Name Bart’s mortal enemies.

Dr. Demento and Sideshow Bob.

  1. Who likes Roy?

Grampa and Jasper. And maybe one other old guy.

  1. Who ‘sent away’ for what?

One of the NASA guys; a sap, or a nightstick; something he uses to knock out Homer and Barney. And I didn’t need the hint, so :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Where do they put all the jerks?

Hint: Tower 2 of the WTC.

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Didn’t see your later post. I only needed the hints for #10 and #14. For the others, the hints didn’t help.