I’m with you, Guin. I’ve not seen many vaginas in my day, but if I saw one that looked like that poster I’d be frightened.
…very very frightened…
Great - you lure me in with promises of vaginas and all I get is a “You have attempted to access a site deemed to contain inappropiate material. Your boss has been informed and you are in BIG trouble.”. My own stupid fault, really! (but how did the censor software know what it looked like??)
Mind you having successfully opened the ebay links I must confess that “vagina” wasn’t the first thing that came to mind. Inflammed, firey red vagina, yes, maybe… 
But it’s an evil vagina, commanding hordes of wretched minions and searching, ever searching for the One Ring.
I bet yours isn’t like that at all.
I wouldn’t be too sure about that. I think that we need to examine Guin to be sure. After all, if she was possessed by an evil vagina, I don’t think that she’d tell us.
In fact, now that I think about it, Guin’s post was probably a desperate attempt by her good vagina to alert us that it had been taken over by an evil one! We must mount a rescue mission and save her! All right, men, who’s with me?
I think there’s all together far too much use of the word “vagina” in this thread!
Back in the Winter of Missed Content, there was another thread claiming that the Eye of Sauron looked like a vulva (vocabulary note: The vulva is all of the external parts, including labia and clitoris. The vagina is the hole, specifically). I didn’t see the resemblence then, either. Maybe I’m not looking at enough porn, but I’ve never seen nor heard of a vagina that looked remotely like that. To the extent that it resembles any portion of anatomy, I’d have to say that it almost-- dare I say it-- looks like an eye.
If this is the kind of image you guys associate with vaginas, you have serious problems. Forget vagina dentata, it’s vagina del fuego.
And serious tattoos! Dude!
Actually, I sorta remembered that subterranian thing that ate Jabba the Hutt.
–Nott
Chronos: I didn’t call it a vulva, but I did make a post saying that my favorite thing added to the movie was the Vagina of Sauron. It’s still available via Boardreader cache by searching straightdope minty green sauron vagina. And I really did spot that the first time I saw the movie. Quite funny, actually.
And the more I think about it, the more I think I should have said that the Vagina of Sauron is commanding hordes of wrteched men and searching, ever searching for its Precious. 
:eek:
Stunned into near silence…
Doesn’t really look like a vagina to me… mostly looks like a cat’s eye.
(and Munch: there was no java there. Those were animated gifs. There was some javascript on the page, though.)
My ex-wife and I honeymooned in Vagina Del Fuego. Damp climate and the smell…egads!
Damn, and Tolkien fans are supposed to be immature fanboys? I feel like I’m in a 5th grade boys locker room.
minty green sez
O, thank you, minty green! Mr. Singular and I always cry out “Eek! the evil Vagina of Sauron®” at that scene, and all our friends glance at us with concern. I kenw someone else had to see it!
I dunno. Has anyone here actually seen Guin’s vagina? I’d place a shiny nickel that no one here has. And everyone knows that the wearer of the One Vagina is rendered invisible.
In unrelated news, did anyone notice that the stock value of Monistat just tripled overnight?
An artist only draws it, the people viewing it adds the meaning. The issues lie in all you sickos that see a vagina in what is clearly and obviously an EYE. Do you see tiny vaginas in pictures of snakes eyes? Some serious problems here.
Oh, I think I am missing something, it is humor. Lowbrow humor. Sorry I missed it. I must be a unfunny person, all I see is an eye. Hahaha, he said vagina.
link.
I should have put a in there somewhere, as I was being facetious and not malevolent.
definately inflamed
Hindsight is 20/20, eh, Epimetheus?
Daniel
Talk of Evil Vaginas always makes me think of mother… good times.
Anyone else seen Dead-Alive recently? grin