http://www.posternow.com/cgi-bin/poster_e/p_e10.pl?f=NR&c=11661&t=te_artik_l
Geeze, not very subtle, is it?
Why is it floating over Isengard? Dammit, we’ve seen Orthanc pretty closely in the last film. I wanna see more Barad-Dur!*
[sub]*Barad-Dur is Sauron’s tower, right?[/sub]
Maybe it should get together with the erect penis in the Little Mermaid poster.
Actually, this is sort of the way I’d always pictured the Red Eye of Sauron to be – no sexual reference necessary.
If you really want to see barely-discguised sexual organs in a film opening, check out the opening credits for Roger Corman’s circa 1986 remake of Not of This Earth There’s a battle scene between two monsters, one of which is a stylized penis, the other a stylized vagina. They’re from some other Corman film I;m not familiar with. And I’ll bet anything that Corman knew exactly what he was doing.
I like the fact that this giant vagina seems to be floating over a rather phalic looking tower. Yet the tower’s small.
I guess size doesn’t matter.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway…
no, no: big evil vagina
paging Dr. Freud
Linky no worky for me, and I don’t see anything that looks like a vagina when I run a search on “Two Towers” – and I know vaginas.
Of course Munch would post in a vagina thread. 
And how can anyone not have noticed in the last movie that the Eye of Sauron looks one hell of a lot like the Vagina of Sauron? I know
. . . I did.
[sub]Stupid submit button.[/sub]
minty, I try to associate myself as much as possible with vaginas. Since they seem to be avoiding me lately, it’s the least I can do.
“Even a 747 looks small if it’s landing in the Grand Canyon.” – Tom Arnold, in response to Roseanne’s post-divorce jokes about his penis-size
Then you simply must go to the Two Towers and cheer for Sauron. Yep, it’s the Flaming Vagina of Sauron versus the Repressed Homosexuality of the Fellowship. Choose wisely, Munch.
I think the most vaginaish of all movie, um, thingies was Dune’s navigator. It looked just like a pussy-in-a-box. Quite gross of you ask me.
i can’t see it 
Ditto. Link takes me to a page that says
This isn’t surprising. After all, Tolkien did originally name the second part of the trilogy, The Two Labia.
I don’t get it either anymore, they must have changed the URL.
Here’s a different poster, I’m currently looking for the enflamed vagina:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1577098134
Ta Da! :
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1578072128
Ooh, I’m not sure I like the java effects on this one:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1579327614 - fire, lightning and vaginas should not be combined.
You know, if my naughty bits looked like THAT, I’d go see a doctor.
But that’s just me.