The bottom line is the OP enjoys her some hot-crossed buns.
I think our OP marches to the beating of a different drummer.
And his favorite singer is Linda Bumslapdt
Why are you giving the OP such a bum rap? So quick to bum rush her/him! Stop being bums and start being neighborly. Can I bum around for this thread for awhile and bum some hot cross buns from the OP?
My great-uncle Jack, who I never met, was gassed in WWI. His health was affected the rest of his life. He ran a newstand because he couldn’t do physical labor.
Hank Hill would be the ultimate criminal mastermind.
The sound quality on that clip is pretty bad, but it’s the only one I could find. He says, “Mr. Hill, you have no ass.”
What is with the new posters rampant punctuation and spelling ineptitude? Are our Junior Highs not assigning enough homework?
This one we can blame on the Aussies. I got no idea what passes for grammar down there.
They don’t cane females in Singapore. Just to correct the OP.
The OP does not say that they do. Just to correct you. 
There’s a whole war both sides lost. Nobody got anything out of it, and every involved power but the U.S. and Japan was damaged and weakened by it if not destroyed, and it sowed the seeds for a war even worse.
Well, now you’ve gone and done it. The OP was getting her jollies by imagining herself being caned in Singapore. You’ve ruined the fantasy.
This reminds me a little of a creepy, one-track minded fetishist customer I had at work last week. It was a grown man dressed as a baby. Like a matching baby blue knitted sweater and bonnet set. The rest of his clothes were supposed to be baby clothes too but I was too thrown off to see what exactly. He wanted to order a baby-related thing (I just work at a regular store, people, don’t get the wrong idea). I wasn’t going to mention his ensemble because wtf is there to say? But he could talk about about nothing else, and told me how he loves baby clothes and always wears them. Awkward.
Don’t inject your fetishes into unrelated situations, it’s creepy.
Oh, you’re no fun anymore.
I’m disappointed in you people. The OP’s username is misspawdle. It’s “Miss Paddle” spoken with an accent. How am I the only one to catch that?
Yes, but in compensation, we’re now running around “correcting” 
each other in her imagination, so it’s a wash.
Caught it, returned it, waiting for the next pitch.
In baseball terminology, she’s only got one pitch. Ball one was this OP.
ball two
ballt three
ball four
She can’t pitch and needs to go back to the minors.
To be fair, the baby fetish is also creepy in related situations. Possibly more.
So where did this sultry little vixen run off to anyway?
Here in America (by God!), we call it the trunk.