And we like 'em with a lot of junk.
She’s got four balls? Modern day medicine will be astounded!
What year did Britain stop flogging sailors?
Suspended in1879. Abolished in 1881.
They’ve been spoiled ever since!
You mean they finally let them go up the creek without a paddling?
WTF is going on in the Pit?
I’ve just read my 3rd (and last) incoherent rant in a row.
I’ll just take this opportunity to point out some things also
a) There is an age limit on caning in Singapore
b) The system makes very serious efforts at rehabilitation, and (speaking from memory) have one of the lowest recidivism rates in the world
c) Oral sex is illegal in Singapore
d) Gay sex is illegal in Singapore
You forgot chewing gum.
Legal now 
But only with a prescription
It’s a slippery slope!
that it is…before you know it, I might be allowed to have an opinion…
Or a blowjob.
They believe in rod, the scourger almighty, creator of hell upon earth and in Jacky Tar, the son of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast, born of the fighting navy, suffered under rump and dozen, was scarified, flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell, the third day he arose again from the bed, steered into haven, sitteth on his beamend till further orders whence he shall come to drudge for a living and be paid.
That’s a good idea, and I think the male population should become strong advocates for it. The more men pushing rope, the more difficult rape becomes.
After due consideration, the OP comes across as a whackjob.
Cain(cane) killed Abel(able)
cane killed able
cane was banished(banned) leaving Adam and Eve dis-Abeled(disabled) and childless except for Seth.
Which leaves us with Seth. And well, I really don’t know what that means.
If you re-arrange the letters in Seth, that gives us Shet (shit).
We’re left with shit, my friend. We’re left with shit.
Now if only they’d’ve equipped our boys with hickory switches and paddles! We’d have whooped them krauts all the way t’ Berlin! Their grandchildren still wouldn’t be able to sit down!
If you skip to the end you find out that Rosebud was Seth. Or maybe Seth was a sled, it’s been a while since I read that story.