Bwahahaha… 
Heh, heh, heh.
Now all I have to do is come up with a story about birthday cakes, and I will control ALL your holidays…
That sotry was like a Frank Zappa song.
Wang-Ka, sometimes you put me in the mind of some of the stuff Chris Miller wrote for National Lampoon in the seventies, when National Lampoon was actually funny.
I got through my first pregnancy living on little but watermelon!
Thank god I am done with having kids!
Four thumbs up for Wang-ka!
I’m being compared to Chris Miller?
Damn.
I’m flattered.
What the F*** are you doing with that pumpkin??
What! Is it midnight already?
[melon hijack]
I was at the grocery and a woman was walking around carrying two cantaloupes, one in each hand, pressed against her torso. It took everything in my power to not say, “Nice melons!”
[/melon hijack]
Wang-Ka, you slay me! i now know to look out for waterbeds, people with lots of melons, and never to pee on electrical items.
dang, it just makes my life easier ::dopey grin::