Thanks for the condolences. I am not bashing the funeral home here they did an excellent job the pen just caused me to have a little wtf moment.
By the way, why does the fact that the pen lights up increase its tackiness? Its not like flashing lights, just if you turn it the right way the clearish business end glows red.
Guinastasia I don’t mean to sound like I’m putting down funeral home advertising. It’s just that my perved up mind saw the address book, a perfectly harmless and very functional tool, as “a little black book” for keeping up with those certain hot numbers one wants to make future contact with. In that context, it would be weird, doncha think? Also, I was amused at the idea of filling it up with prospects and giving it back. I’m just way too warpped for words.
BTW folks its pallbearer. Just so we don’t oogie out everybody named Paul who reads this thread. 
Oh, and Guin you are absolutely right about the fact that being a pallbearer is supposed to be considered an honor. I learned that lesson at the tender age of fifteen. I was asked to be a pallbearer at my SIL’s grandmother’s funeral. Being fifteen I was naturally oogied out at the idea and said no. My mother informed me that I would indeed be a pallbearer and that unless one is physically unable to do so one does not decline when asked to be a pallbearer. Mothers, God bless em! They keep us heathens in line.