Amen. Shouldn’t it be somewhere in the “Minister’s handbook” that one of your main jobs at a funeral is to offer comfort to the bereaved?
A couple of years ago I got very pissed off at the funeral for my stepmother. My father had married her several years earlier; he was a widower from the death of my mother in 1992, and she was a widow from her first husband’s death over a decade earlier as well. They had dated during WWII, and then were reunited in the early 1990’s after both of their spouses had died.
By mutual agreement, they both wanted to be buried with their first spouses when the time came, so the funeral was held up in Virginia, where she had lived with her first spouse.
I had never met the minister, but he had been minister of this church when Cora attended it when she lived in Danville years ago. The current pastor had met with the family in the choir room beforehand, and prayed with us then (a fairly brief, but comforting prayer — I liked him), but had graciously turned over the church for the former minister who had served there when Cora lived there to do the service.
Old minister started with the obligitory thanks to current minister, and then began:
“I’ve known Cora “Smith” for xx years…”
Well, folks, my maiden name is not “Smith”. And Cora Smith was not the name of the person who had died; she had not been legally known by that name for several years, as she took my father’s name when she married.
So, I started the service with my knickers in a twist over that. He did the usual blah, blah, sort of biographical stuff that covered the first half of Cora’s life. There was a lot of stuff about her nieces and nephews, and a bit about how she adopted her son Ronnie. Then he said “And now we’ll hear some of Cora’s favorite hymns.”
He turned it over to a pianist, who played a medley of 6 or 7 hymns, ending in a very stylized version of “Amazing Grace.” I didn’t recognize a single one except the last one, and I barely recognized that one. It just seemed very bizarre to be sitting there listening to a piano recital for 5 minutes. This was very disaffecting to me. The hymns really seem bereft of their ability to offer comfort and spiritual uplift without the words being sung (either by a soloist or by the congregation.) It just seemed very cold and out of place.
After that, minister took back over. He did then finally recognize that my father had been married to her, and pointed out that theirs was sort of a romantic story. They had met during WWII in Baltimore, where they had both been working on manufacturing war planes. They separated after the war, both married, and had long, happy marriages before their spouses died. One of Dad’s brothers had met her in Winston-Salem and then told Dad that she was living there, and they got back together ---- or, as the minister over-dramatized it, Dad had heard that Cora was living somewhere around there, and went to TREMENDOUS efforts to track her down. Then we went back to hearing again about what wonderful people Cora and Herman were. (My Dad’s name is Jim. Herman was her first husband.)
Then, off to the cemetery.
He read the 23rd Psalm, as Cora had requested. And then he said “And this isn’t one of the things that Cora requested, but I just wanted to read this little bit of scripture. Herman was a mountain boy, and I know he would have appreciated blah, blah, blah,” and then he read another bit of scripture.
I wanted to choke the man. Herman had been dead for over a decade. My father was the grieving widower. My father is the one who had lived with Cora for over a decade, and stayed by her side during several hospitalizations. My father was the one going home to an empty home. Herman is dead. Herman is the one lying in the grave right next to the one she was going to be lowered into. Herman is the one who supposedly should now be there at the doors of heaven greeting her.
Do you not think that it would be appropriate to offer just a tiny bit of comfort to the grieving widower and son rather than doing the whole damned service for dead Herman?
Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
How old are the children, furlibusea? Will they remain in the custody of the partner?