A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

That’s why? I always figured it was their trying to keep us awake.

Sometimes they succeeded.

“Oh, this makes me very angry!”

I seem to remember reading that it was all going to happen on August 14, but I may be misremembering. I suppose if Trump is going to be reinstated and the Great Election Fraud finally confirmed and acknowledged by cohabiting cats and dogs, Friday the 13th is an appropriate day for such an apocalypse. I trust Biden took the sensible precaution of packing all his stuff.

It was always planned for Friday the 13th.

So far, I feel pretty lucky… hot and humid weather broke, I’m sitting OUTDOORS in a dry, cool(er) park.
And I don’t have to read about Mike Lindell… I might have OD’ed.

Today is the day Donald Trump became President.

I can endorse the “drinking something cold and refreshing” party, no matter what else happens.

Why do I have this recurring nightmare of a madman in a neon orange goalie mask chopping people up with a machete?!

Ok - it’s the Palmer Report but I’m still enjoying it.

Well, as for me, I’m sitting here in a house with the A/C cranked down close to beer fridge temperature and having a vodka martini (to celebrate Trump’s reinstatement to his rightful throne, or perhaps one should say, Resurrection). There hasn’t been anything in the news about it but I assume the Lamestream Media is just refusing to report it.

And I do NOT feel guilty because we’re all godless liberals here and our electricity is mostly nuclear and hydro, and besides, I’m old and crabby and I deserve a break from heat and humidity.

But it’s already happened. We have a souvenir trophy and everything.

https://www.didntknowiwantedthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Donald-Trump-Tweeting-On-Toilet.jpg

Lol, someone got Molly Jong-Fast a Rudy birthday Cameo. If you want to see what $275 or whatever buys you, check out this tweet:

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1426357728700559361?s=19

LegalEagle got himself one.

Apparently Rudy did about as much research as he did before presenting all that “election fraud” evidence.

It is the kind of shit you have to do when you put money above all else.

Not much better journalism, but my favorite rawstory articles are the ones where they aggregate mocking Twitter comments:

Can you imagine having a job where you aggregate SDMB posts… and call it news?

TBF, when your main (if not only) client stiffs you, things can get desperate.

Of course, that leads back to the “do your research” meme.

I think when you decide to spend your remaining days playing court jester, you don’t really care who throws you bread crumbs.

:bulb:
Hey, I just had a great idea…