No, but you can bread them, fry them, and serve them with butter and marinara.
And they are delicious!
Regardless of party affiliation.
There are at least some limits to Trump’s reach now that he’s out of office:
The Dominion lawsuits will eventually settle (yuck-yuck) this question, tbh.
This process can only accelerate.
The news is full of candidates for the Most Deplorable crown that Donald held for so long: governors like Abbott and DeSantis, working to kill their state’s kids as fast as they can; knuckleheads like Madison Cawthorn, coming up with absurdly-offensive remarks on a regular basis; and of course Tucker Carlson—present and accountable in the white-supremacist dreams of his viewers on a daily basis. (Well, at least five days a week.)
So poor Donald is being eclipsed. He will long be referenced by his fans as having been Robbed and as having been America’s Hope----but they are starting to move on already. And nothing Donald can do or say will ever be outrageously Anti-Lib enough to make up for the fact that he lost.
Poor Mike Lindell. I feel so sorry for him.
Gosh, me too. Heheheheheh.
@Ann_Hedonia ,who’s clever about these things, pointed out that it’s easier to hide cash than an airplane.
We should probably be grateful that she only uses her powers for good…
Reportedly, Donald Trump will spend 9-11 providing color commentary to a boxing match. You cannot make this stuff up.
And I bet the match is the last thing he will actually blab about.
Sounds like a money-laundering scheme, when you put it that way.
All he’s going to do is talk about himself. Short fingered vulgarian that he is.
Based on remarks he’s made in recent days, I’m guessing he’s going to call for violent action to remove Biden from office.
And will face no consequences whatsoever for so doing.
I thought I read he was going to do it with one of his loser sons. 
Yes, Donnie Jr. loser. Bobot posted this over in the stupid idea thread.
I especially liked this reply to that Twitter thread:
“Is he going to advise the dude who gets knocked out to call the fight rigged?”
It is a thing of beauty.
This isn’t a rally, it’s a business. And it’s failing.
Forward Kentucky reported that the tickets for the We the People Reunion were starting at $125. General admission “plus” tickets were sold for $250 and VIP tickets were going for $500.
Mike, the difference between the truth and what you want to be the truth is amounting to more legal fees than you can raise.