Roger Stone says that he may be “forced to” run for governor of Florida if DeSantis doesn’t do a ballot audit.
Welp, that’ll be fun.
If I had put my mind to defining the quintessential Shit Show, I couldn’t have come up with anything as on target as this.
Matt Gaetz could always throw his hat into the ring too.
Yeah, nothing screams trustworthy like a guy who literally has a tattoo of Tricky Dick Nixon on his back.
IIRC
- Stone has seven felony convictions.
- Florida has a thing about not letting cons vote again even after they’ve served their sentences. Wouldn’t running for office be even more objectionable?
It’s not going to happen. According to Newsweek, Stone would run as a Libertarian, which would split the vote and elect the Democrat.
Just riling up Trump’s base.
Or possibly, a fundraising scam now that he’s (supposedly) broke.
He’s white.
I’m sure the great state of Fla. could find, or write new, a workaround for a nice White, I mean, Republican.
(Running Coach, you think you’re so clever and fast, don’t you??? 
)
ETA ETA: Roger Stone is an Independant like I’m a space alien.
Not in Florida.
“Yes, Sister Mary Margaret…”
This is such a bizarre story that I can’t even begin to do it justice by making a joke about it.
Wait til you hear about the Stones concert!
Something else I have no idea what you’re on about. You had a chance to say something useful, and you chose to waste it trying to be stupid/clever.
You had the same chance twice and you weren’t even clever.
Respectfully, you suck the fun out of a room like the cold vacuum of space
can suck away oxygen.
I was trying to be subtle in the hopes that you’d catch on. If your zipper was down, I might have said "hey, flying low there, pal " in a quiet voice.
FTR- I didn’t want to stand, walk to the front of the room, tap my glass against the podium microphone, and say,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I propose a toast! To Roderick_Femm… the man with the Open Fly at table
No. 3. C’mon… take a bow ! Don’t worry, there’s not enough there to fall out.
You don’t even need the HANES briefs. Well, not the ‘H’ the ‘N’ the ‘E’ or the ‘S’.
That ‘A’ is doing all the work there, buddy.
And that stretch material? That’s never going to wear out…"
And I still haven’t. Why don’t you just spell out what horrible social solecism I committed in my post. Go ahead. I can take it.
Wow. @asahi gets banned and you guys start eating each other. Weird times.
If it’s any comfort, I don’t get the reference to “Sister Mary Margaret” either.
I genuinely don’t know what’s going on in this thread at this point or how it relates to Trump and friends (apart from the dumb QAnon thing).
Not a clue here either.
Back on topic:
Pardoned by his good buddy Donald, so his legal record is clean even if his soul is black and shrivelled.