A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

I can only imagine the amount time it takes for y’all to mentally masterbate here on this forum, thinking up new phrases and quips to put down anyone who challenges your liberal views. And it must be frustrating not to be able keep out those damn irritating conservatives that keep popping up. They just won’t go away, mom, and there’s 70 million of them! Where’s that liberal tolerance you’re so identified with? Peace, love, sharing and equality? All I see here is haters with tunnel vision, unable to see the good. What a sad bunch of people. All you can hear is yourselves.

Didn’t know that accomplishing something was a requirement for posting here.

You aren’t required to respond and give me the “attention I so desperately crave”, but you did. What does that say about your motivation?

Got news for ya, Bub. Your employer is a republican. If you actually have a job, that is.

Swing and a miss again, strike 2.

It’s not. But you clearly have a reason for doing it. I’m genuinely curious to know what that reason is. Seriously.

Hey @songsearch, go rant in the Clusterfuck thread. Between your prolific posterizing and all the sumptuous trollfeeding you are collecting, we can get that thread to its quota of 10000 posts by noon Wednesday!

Butthurt MAGAloser is butthurt.

Trolling Liberals. It’s obvious.

As more information comes out, it is certainly looking like an attempted coup.

Rioter planned attack with militia, wanted to trap lawmakers and ‘turn on gas’: Prosecutors.

“Thomas Edward Caldwell is identified in an FBI affidavit as a member of the Oath Keepers. An agent alleges that he helped organize a group of eight to 10 of his fellow members to storm the Capitol with the intention of disrupting the counting of the Electoral College vote.”

“Thomas Edward Caldwell is identified in an FBI affidavit as a member of the Oath Keepers. An agent alleges that he helped organize a group of eight to 10 of his fellow members to storm the Capitol with the intention of disrupting the counting of the Electoral College vote.”

This wasn’t just a bunch of idiots, it was a concerted effort by at least some of them, to stop the electoral process and damage our democracy. Sure, not everyone was in on the plan, but to pretend it wasn’t an attempted coup by at least some is just ignoring the evidence that is coming out.

The Q dummies are losing their minds. Click through and laugh uproariously at their desperate attempt to rescue some kind of rational explanation out of the wreckage of their conspiracy.

Masturbate

Whahahaha! That is a good one! Mentally masterbate! Sure not bodily Slavebait? Or corporally slave-beta? Or are you dieting on the hamberder’s onanism? Any relation to Covfefe, by any chance? Whahahahaha!

I’m sure you don’t have to direct him to do it. I’m sure he’s been masturbating like a motherfuck all along.

fap fap fap fap fap

It’s the troll’s reward.

Another Discourse-related tragedy–I was unable to bold the “u” from my phone, which would have signified my intent. Thanks for putting the image in my head, though!

PSA:

mast**u**rbate comes across as masturbate.

And surrounding things with single asterisks does italics!

I’m seriously trying to understand the opposition’s point of view and the reasons for it. But it seems that’s not allowed. It appears the reason most of you are here is to shout down anybody who disagrees with you. Well, ok. Sticks and stones and all that, I’m old enough to take it.

That’s like a primary function of the Pit. There is plenty of civil discussion to be had, elsewhere on this board.

In theory, but when I used that on my phone, the post showed up with something like “strong text” written in instead of bolding the “u.”

That’s fascinating. Are you really having trouble figuring out why many of us were not completely happy with the Presidency of Donald Trump?

Feel free to ask specific questions if you like. The Clusterfuck and How has Donald Trump Pissed you off today? threads should also give you some insight.

Just answering the question. If that’s what you’re into, so be it.