I do know there are 16 ozzies in a pwn… and a pint weighs about a lib…
Pwn a lib? Best I can do is a MAGAt. Take it or leave it.
That was a rhetorical question. 
We’re all out of rhetoricals. Supply chain issues. Check back Tuesday.
Just remember…
An honest gift turns into grift when you add the (R).
Dammit, that’s triggered an Electric Company earworm.
Who can turn a cap into some crap?
Who can turn a tap into a trap?
An honest gift turns into grift, near and far
When you add that right-wing (R)…
Maybe they could reintroduce it with Trump’s name added.
The LGBT coin.
That’s a Tom Lehrer earworm; you should be thankful.
Oh my goodness! It was a pump and dump scheme after all?
Who could have guessed?
It’s the liberals’ fault for not warning the rubes. 
I think it’s the other way around. Just like with the pandemic and how the liberals taking it seriously made them refuse basic prevention and mitigation measures, it was the liberals warning that this was a scam that made them invest in it.
“Oh, they say it’s a scam? Well I’ll put my life savings into it, that’ll pwn them!”
Some decades ago in the Bay Area a fad swept through about “investor’s clubs” that were Ponzi schemes. I’m a bit fuzzy on the details now but they were carefully tailored to slide around the existing laws against them, like meeting in person to avoid wire-fraud charges. There were news stories galore and press releases from AGs from here to Sunday about them.
A couple months later when those who’d climbed onto the bandwagon too late were left holding the (empty) bag they whined, “Why didn’t you warn us?” There were plenty of warnings, dumbasses – you just elected to ignore them.
“Then I’ll pwn my stuff.”
“Those slimy pinkos tricked us into wasting our hard-earned money! They reverse-engineered us!”
“That’s not what that means…”
“Shut up you red diaper baby!!!”
It will be interesting to see how this plays out. On the one it is obviously a scam whose whole sole purpose was to fleece the investors, on the other hand it the scam was obvious, and the promotional website made it clear that
Lets Go Brandon has no intrinsic value and you should not purchase it with any expectation that you will be able to resell it.
So caveat emptor, you libertarian shit-head enjoy getting fucked up the ass courtesy of the invisible fist of the free market.
So they got invisibly fisted?
I wonder if the same is in the cards for Trump Social. Apparently, the true believers invested heavily to provide some seed money, and now the site is crashing and burning (as everyone with a lick of sense knew it would).
I think the real problem was that they ‘borrowed’ another company’s logo without asking.
In trying to research the mechanism that LGBcoin uses, I stumbled on a 4 month old Readit forum post that really epitomizes the investment geniuses we are dealing with. In order to avoid a board war I’m not attaching a link and am paraphrasing the statements.
Poster 1: I’ve been a trader for years and since my portfoliio isn’t performing well I decidedto try crypto in the last few months. I head about LGBcoin and had to have some, I had problems getting it to work but eventually was able to by $80 worth but I had to pay $135in fees.
Poster 2: I’ve also been trying to buy them and FJB tokens, but the fees are too high. I haven;'t seen much about them buton Readit so I’m not as sure as I was about investing in them.
Poster 1: I’ve read bad things about LGBcoinbut all of those are coming from leftists who are but hurt that they are going to lose in the mid terms.
Poster 2: There are other ways to stick it to the retarded leftists. There is FJB tokens but personally the best investment I have made is DWAC, Trump Media Technology Group is going to radically change everything. From social media, to news, to commerce.