It takes a loony with a gun to stop a loony with… oh, wait!
Why would you smear the pool noodles with petroleum jelly?
So that they have trouble holding onto them as they swing at each other. It’d be hilarious.
Ah, I thought you made a misplaced modifier, instead, you are making napalm.
Or slippery palms.
I did NOT know that was a prize worth fighting over.
“You like him more!” MTG
“Take that back! You like him more!” Boebert
I can’t help but hear that in Rocket Raccoon’s voice.
“No more comments about my WEIGHT or I will Quit Twitter.”
Oh oh oh, let me guess what happens next!!!
And don’t forget, they’d be extremely flammable.
No, sorry, they wouldn’t. You can make fire starters out of petroleum jelly and cotton balls, but normally petroleum jelly is not flammable.
In the jar, no, but on a pool noodle?
I may have to do some experiments. I’m actually assuming that the vaseline will dissolve some of the pool noodle.
Anyway, as I was looking about on this topic, I did find an even better addition to the pool noodles for this upcoming battle royale.
:sigh: Now I want to take a pool noodle and stuff Vaseline soaked cotton balls down it and light it afire. Probably not enough O2 though for that to work.
The loser gets him.
Wait! Do either of them have underage daughters?
President “Not An Emotionally Infantile Sociopath Like The Last Guy” at last night’s press correspondent’s dinner:
“It’s the first time a President has attended this dinner in six years. It’s understandable. We had a horrible plague followed by two years of covid.”
I’m genuinely glad to see him having a good time.
And he was willing to poke fun at himself and his approval numbers.
I haven’t seen the entirety of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner yet but the whole thing is available on YouTube courtesy of CSPAN, link below. I did see Biden’s speech, and it was a mix of clever humour along with some serious comments about the vital role of the press in this age of lies and disinformation. And I loved the comment “We had a horrible plague followed by two years of COVID”. 
The contrast with the sociopathic Orange Peril refusing to even attend was stunning. Fortunately for the orange sociopath, the Dunning-Kruger effect is strong. It will all wash over him unnoticed, like water off the back of a well-oiled orange marmoset.
You have to skip past the ad:
The judge gave them until May 5 to appeal.
I’m genuinely glad seeing a president making jokes instead of being one like his predecessor.