A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

So well said.

Ivana Trump has died at 73.

Will the ex-president be joining her soon? I’m sure the funeral parlor could get the estate a nice group rate…

I misread that as “Ivanka” and honestly froze for moment. I bet she’s got some stories.

Sure. I’m sure that if Ivana & Ivanka had put their heads together, they’d both have some stories.

< Enter Satan played by Gabriel Byrne >

Well, maybe not. Or at least such action, along with the depositions scheduled for tomorrow, may be postponed…indefinitely? We shall see.

Why?

my bolding in quote

Individual 1 put out a post about Ivana, and ended it with a link for donations for him.

He didn’t. That was from an email his PAC sent out (and I hate defending him in any way, please don’t make me do this again.)

I cribbed it from some place.

Everything you typed after “His one skill is marketing” shows to me that he sucks turds at that, too.

Here’s your free lesson about marketing - incredibly and maybe unbelievably, it’s easier to sell to people who have already decided to buy your product!

Get a bunch of older, whiter, conservative, racist, poorly educated, mainly rural voters and hold up a mirror to them and they’ll credit you for your remarkable acumen and insight and buy whatever you’re selling

The latest from the Peach State:

Dudes who pepper-sprayed cops on Jan 6 get 44 months in prison.

And they apologized, but I think the apologies were totally insincere.

“I was very stupid and ignorant, and I lost myself that day,” Mattice said through tears. “And I’m extremely embarrassed.”

“My friends and I went to the Capitol on Jan. 6 with the best intentions,” Mault said. “What happened was our protest got terribly out of hand, I fell into the mob mentality, and I didn’t think about what I was doing.”

Yet…

Text messages obtained by the FBI showed that Mattice and Mault planned for violence on Jan. 6, initially expecting resistance from antifa. They texted family members during the mayhem, and then congratulated each other in the days after the riot, which temporarily halted the certification of the presidential election.

Mattice was a stay-at-home dad and Mault was an iron worker when they began texting on Jan. 2 about driving to President Donald Trump’s “Stop the Steal” rally on Jan. 6, discussing taking pepper spray, helmets, a baton and a high-powered fire extinguisher with them. Once in D.C., court records show, Mattice recorded video of Mault on the National Mall saying they were “getting ready to go march on Capitol Hill. … It’s about to be nuts.”

Fucking liar. You did not go with the best of intentions. You went intending to do violence, and that’s what you did. You didn’t “fall into the mob mentality”, you led the fucking mob by your own admission.

During this time, Mattice texted his fiancee to say, “me and james literally just got everyone to push, I fought off like 4 or 5 cops and we stand … victorious,” according to court records.

I hope this ruins their lives forever.

How long do you think “44 months” translates into, in real life?

My favorite part of this story is those traitors cried when the judge told them their fate.

Quite a shock considering they were expecting to taste liberal tears.

The judge got it right.

She noted that even after Mattice and Mault were aware of the impact of the riot, “they maintained some form of delusional belief that they were the patriots.”

My guess: About half, so 20 - 24 months.

They were kind of correct, though. I laughed so hard, I cried.