“I talk to the press, but they don’t listen to me;
I brag of my wealth, but they never hear me.
MAGAts haven’t time to stop and hear what I say,
I talk to them all in vain.”
From the hit musical “Paint Your Jail Cell.”
This part made me laugh: 
Cable news networks didn’t cover it and half of his remarks were inaudible.
“Newsmax, which have historically offered sympathetic coverage of the former president, skipped on covering his remarks.”
I doubt they can afford to send anyone to anywhere.
But any reporter should be proud to pay his/her* own way to hear the utterances that emanate from Dear Leader’s mouth. Or wherever.
* Sorry, and no offense intended to the non-binary, but as a 75-year old dinosaur who majored in English Literature I just can’t bring myself to use “them” or “their” to refer to a single person.
In TFG’s wet dreams.
But they aren’t going to have any more NFTs until later this week…
There was a great hero moment in the 2009 Star Trek trailer where Captain Pike tells a young Jim Kirk about how his father was Captain of a starship for twelve minutes. Very inspirational. However, that was before we started measuring things in Scarmuccis.
Kash Patel was apparently the Director of the CIA for fourteen minutes until the entire Agency threatened to burn itself down with him inside:
What percentage of a Scaramucci does fourteen minutes amount to anyhow?
That’s about 1/1000th, so a milliscaramucci.
One Scaramucci = 11 days, which is 18,216 minutes, so 14/18216*100=0.077% (rounded).
So, 770 microscaramuccis.
Didn’t they get in trouble for not actually singing their songs?
While I was in the Navy, a shipmate and I were walking down Market Street in San Francisco. We passed a duo on the sidewalk and my shipmate said, “Hey, that’s Milli Vanilli!” When we got back to the ship, I mentioned that to another shipmate. That shipmate asked me if they said anything to us. I responded, “Nope”. To which, he replied, “Well, of course not.”
Junior has taken to selling Bibles to pay the rent.
I wonder if you can get your wife’s name embossed in gold on the front for extra.
[Moses Pray ] I’ve got scruples too, ya know. You know what that is… scruples?
[Addie Loggins ]: No, I don’t know what it is but if you’ve got 'em, it’s a sure bet they belong to somebody else!
I checked it out. An individual Bible goes for a very profitable $97, plus, I’m sure, shipping, handling, and grift fees. But wait! That’s not all! For only $124 you can get the Patriot Bundle, which includes the Bible with a bookmark! Plus a cheap coin and a lapel pin. But wait! For only $152 you can get the Liberty Bundle, which is the same cheap junk plus a cheap T-shirt. But that’s not all! For only $179 you can get the Save America Bundle, which includes all the same cheap junk, plus a hat.
I suggest everyone Act Fast, because at these prices, devout Christian patriots will be snapping them up. Because devout Christian patriots have never before owned a Bible. Or, certainly not a Bible with a matching hat and T-shirt for only $179.
What? No American flag? Hell, he could even charge extra for one with a cum stain on it. You know the MAGAts would pay dearly for that!
Jaysus! The grift has gotten downright pathetic.
Selling cheap shitty bibles with add-on shitty apparel is about as low on the grift scale as you can go.
Maybe actual snake oil next?
I wonder if it’s one of those Bible editions with all the liberal BS about neighbors and rich people being edited out.