Nah, he still wants guns for the Reich people and he read something in Article 2 Section 2 that lets the Prez do whatever he wants.
Maybe he’ll get a bump with fentanyl in it.
A former senior aide to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) was convicted Thursday after being found guilty of helping to funnel illegal foreign campaign contributions from a Russian national into former President Trump’s 2016 campaign.
https://www.axios.com/2022/11/18/trump-campaign-jesse-benton-russia
No collusion! Witch hunt! FAKE NEWS!
When Trump dies, they’re going mummify him and send him around the country on a Weekend At Bernie’s grifting tour.
Oh Lordy. I can see it now.
“Ladies and gentlemen, you too can pay your respects to Donald J. Trump! Just like Vladimir Lenin, Mao Tse-tung, and Kim Il-Sung, we’ve taken great care to preserve his body, right down to his favorite red tie. And when he comes through your town, you can pay your respects by walking by his casket for the low, low, price of $9.95. But wait, there’s more! For just $19.95, you can get a flower to lay on his casket all by yourself! Plus, if you call within the next ten minutes, you’ll not only get a place at the head of the line and a flower if you want it, but also the opportunity to stop by the casket and pray. Yes, no security guards prompting you to move along, if you buy the deluxe package which includes your respects, a flower, and a pause to privately pray next to the casket, for only $49.99. This offer won’t be repeated, so call now. Operators are standing by!”
I’m joking, of course, but I wouldn’t be at all surprised if something like the above scenario occurs.
They’ll make more money if they stand him upright in a urinal.
The only thing not plausible about your scenario is the prices. We’re talking here about grifters who are charging $179 for a cheaply printed Bible with a matching T-shirt and a hat, $99 for an NFT (stands for “Not a Fucking Thing”), and $75 for a piece of shit picture-book ($230 if signed with a Sharpie). You need to multiply your suggested prices by a factor of 5 or 10, and you know the rubes will pay it.
“Text ‘COVFEFE’ to the number below to pray twice for free, just pay a separate fee.”
I can just see him carrying the Tan Commandments printed on NFTs payable on twenty easy patriotic installments. Subscribe now!
The bronzer is a preemptive attempt at pickling him ahead of his demise and eventual exhibition.
Thou shalt not get self-tanner too close to the eyeballs, that shit is dangerous yo.
I think I’d pay money for that, especially if pissing is allowed.
Ninja’d by not_what_you_d_expect
Is that why Don Jr. has teary eyes so often? Trying to imitate Dad?
So’s looking directly at the sun. Didn’t seem to stop the piss-colored clown.
Piss of that color either means you’re badly dehydrated or your liver is shot.
Maybe dehydrated. Remember his problem with drinking water?
I like this plan very, very much.
Jeez, where do you find two Corinthians to front a shell corporation for you these days, let alone one?
How about these two?
