Which, we must remember, was smaller than his building. Just ask him!
For some reason, despite all the very many vile things that Trump has said and done over the last years, his allusion to George Soros in today’s screed takes him to an even higher level of repulsiveness. It is an obvious attempt to show his creds to the most execrable of his followers.
And if the sidewalk was made with concrete from one of his Rump construction companies, he’s sure to fly right through it…
If Trump somehow gets elected again:
I think that hat works any time. If Trump’s still running in a month, or as nostalgia, or as a dig at whoever the next ringleader is.
CNN reports the Secret Service, NYPD and Manhattan DA are quietly coordinating his likely arrest, booking and arraignment.
Maybe it will actually happen… in two weeks?
In a better world, further indictments for obstruction of justice, violations of the Espionage Act, and inciting an insurrection would all come on the same day.
Well, the mango menace has doubled down on that last one with his latest call to arms.
I hope they insist, no shoes, for the mug shot. We’d get to see his real height - no lift in the shoes.
Of course, no orange jumpsuit, too much camouflage.
He’d probably be okay with that if his lawyer tells him about all the frequent flyer miles he’d rack up appearing for the arraignments.
Trump insists he fly in his own jet then just makes a run for the border (any of them).
Largest protest of the arrest of a former president ever seen - and he’ll be right (even if it is one guy).
In a better world, a quick hustle with a hood over his head to a waiting helicopter, a quick hop to a smaller airport with a larger Gulfstream standing by, a fast flight to Iceland, and a transfer on to a larger jet headed for a black-ops site with a 9-11 court waiting.
Trump – Epstein connection raised its ugly head again:
“…assaults by the former president…”
::Just…musing…over such words::
Also violations of Georgia election law. The press would go apeshit trying to cover all those at once.
Also shooting someone on Fifth Avenue. Or was that one just hypothetical? It’s hard to keep track. And all the shady dealings with Putin. And Trump U. And Trump Organization tax frauds. With the Orange Peril, whenever any arbitrary crime comes up, it’s safest to assume that he did it, because he probably did.
Let’s see if he has spork-foot too. Or maybe his toes are webbed? Nothing is normal about that guy.
The Marsh family of Innsmouth assures me that Trump is not and has never been a citizen of their town. For unrelated reasons.
“So many Trump indictment stories!!! What should we lead with, boss?”
“Meh, just go with Hunter Biden’s laptop”