A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

Thank you.

I mostly found warnings to not Google that. What is it?

“Rule 34” is, paraphrased, “if something is on the internet, somebody else has sexualized it”.

Ah. That one. Thanks. Glad I didn’t look further.

The fluffed-up combover pompadour adds several inches.

Just make him ten feet tall like John Brown in “The Tragic Prelude” and be done with it.

That means he is, in fact, obese, right?

Here is a BMI chart.

6’1" and 270 lb puts him well into the “obese” category, if you are judging simply by a comparison of height and weight. Others might instead want to judge things like body fat percentage, but do you really think much of that 270 lb is muscle?

I did a rough extrapolation of that chart and it looks like 7’7" would put him in the healthy category.

My wife told me about this, after a friend of hers informed her. The friend claimed the NY Times and Wall Street Journal are also reporting on it, but this was what came up first in Google for me.

No shout-out for Ivanka either.

He’s truly a giant among men.
/s

Hence the lifts. He just needs 'em taller.

They’re both orange after all.

His tongue?

I love childish namecalling as much as anyone, but him being fat and lying about it is not in the top 100 of why he is despicable.

Be better.

Per the article, she wasn’t there but did get a shout out. I was a little surprised that Tiffany was there in the flesh (with her partner, apparently) - I thought she was generally keeping her distanc.

Welcome to the BBQ Pit!

:clinking_glasses:

Correct. We should just continue to despise him for lying about everything rather than fat shaming him.

We should be working on better, more sophisticated insults! He may not be worth it, but dammit, we have our pride!

Him being fat is not why he is despicable. Even him lying about it, not really. Getting doctors to lie for him about it, that’s what is despicable.

But you could be well correct that it’s not in the top 100 of the 374,612,587 and counting reasons.