Otter was at least charismatic and charming. He wasn’t about to sit there and let the Dean and his lackeys bad-mouth the United States of America!
Usually, pre-laws don’t end up as gynecologists in Beverly Hills. Of course, this is Faber. YMMV.
Indeed - Faber grads with a 0.0 GPA have gone on to the United States Senate.
Santos is a Senator now?
Of course, just ask him!
Of the Galactic Senate, according to him.
I think you should show a bit more respect for the only man who is, after all, simultaneously a retired astronaut, Oscar-winning screenwriter and former Pope.
He also discovered America, defeated the Armada and married Cleopatra…
Rumer has it he is going announce that he has discovered the cures for cancer, diabetes, and Alzheimer’s disease in his spare time away from being America’s Prime Minister
Is there nothing that amazing man can’t do?
Well, other than tell the truth…
All he needs is a Dos Equis, and he could be the most interesting man in the world.
He truly is this generation’s Brian Boitano.
Heh.
Trump is going to fast forward through that Judge’s video like the pizza delivery preamble in a Stormy Daniels vid.
It’s going to be a live virtual meeting. No fast-forwarding. But instead of listening, Trump will be making a list in his head about how he’s going to get back at everybody that’s been/is being mean to him.
I’m sure he will. But his lawyers will advise him that this is classic laying-the-groundwork for more harsh measures to be taken in future when if he violates the protection order. He won’t be able to claim he was ignorant of the limitations placed on him by the judge.
I look forward to the escalation, because Trump can’t help himself. He will practically dare the judge to take him into custody. Were I in his shoes, I wouldn’t fuck around with this judge like that.
Agreed. But you know he can’t help himself!
The judge should rig up a button that Trump has to press on command, or be held in contempt, so that Trump can prove he’s paying attention.
Label the button, “DIET COKE”. He’ll go nuts.
I’m either stunned, appalled, flabbergasted, or just sick to my stomach (maybe a combination of the foregoing) about this incredibly lenient and special treatment he’s getting in the court. I’ve never heard of a judge ordering someone to take a fucking class on how to follow the judge’s orders. Here’s the way it should go, and it’s the way it’s gone for everyone else in front of a judge.
Judge: You are ordered not to use evidence for any purpose unrelated to this trial.
Prosecution, the very instant the defendent violates that order: Judge, the defendant violated the order.
Judge: Defendant, you are held in contempt. Bailiff, take him into custody.
What the fuck?