A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 1)

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And what a shame that is, as Black Knight Donald door-stops would sell, sell, sell.

There is a Donald Trump toilet brush (not a MAGA store thing). Tempting…

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Merrick Garland was just confirmed as Attorney General, so there may be more material for this thread in the future…

‘Damn. The guy we cockblocked from the Supreme Court is now in charge of the Federal Judiciary just two months after we led an Insurrection. Perhaps we didn’t think this one through, Mitch.’

‘Who is “we”, Josh?’

I’m going to temporarily turn off the Schadenfreude spigot so we can all have a pity party tonight in honor of the saddest, most pathetic thing I’ve seen:

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Shall we all cry for our President? I’ll start:

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That’s pretty pathetic.

Geez. Can vaccine companies sue him for falsely claiming that they would not have been able to produce their product in a timely manner without his “leadership”?

On the bright side, I hope that this pathetic announcement will at least help persuade some Trumpist “vaccine resisters” that the “Trump Vaccine” is a Trump-Endorsed Good Thing and they should get it and quit worrying that Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates is putting nanotechnology in it to track their every move.

Can we remember that Pzifer didn’t take Warp Speed money, and the two companies the Trump administration backed the strongest early on have yet to release a vaccine? (Novavax and GSK. Merck was also given $38M and didn’t get anywhere).

Saw this cartoon on the Washington Post site, but here’s the original Sacramento Bee site:

Jack Ohman: The Lincoln Lawyer

I thought his contribution to medical science was recommending Clorox bleach injections while shining UV light up your ass as a treatment for Covid.

Josh wasn’t in the Senate when Garland was refused a hearing.

Ok, so maybe it didn’t work - but my asshole is fucking tanned.

Yeah, I have an appt to get a mole on it checked out, what of it?

Does it automatically attach itself to one’s shoe?

Just roll with the joke, ok?

That post and poster name combo is very EWWW! :weary:

Okay, the newly released GA election recording (no, not that one, this one: Newly Surfaced Recording Captures Trump Pressuring GA Election Investigator - TPM – Talking Points Memo) really does make me wonder something, namely, to what extent can Trump and his defense team get away with “he didn’t actually say he wanted officials to falsify the election results; he just wanted them to find evidence of the fraud he was genuinely convinced was there”? I mean, it may not keep the case out of a courtroom, but a jury could easily acquit on that, especially in the South.

Ooof. Did not consider that. I apologize, :clown_face: