You made me look at Trump’s crotch. That’s not right, man!
Being made to look at Trump is what’s not right.
Longest fandango ever.
As much as I agree, I was seriously questioning my life choices after the realization that I was intently staring at the man’s crotch.
Maybe that was the plan.
“Many, many people stare intently at my crotch. And some of them are very fine people.”
DJT obviously doesn’t “put his pants on one leg at a time” like the rest of us do.
He probably has elastic banded zipperless pants because he has as much trouble with zippers as he has with umbrellas.
Also no need for the zipper.
Yes, he is a diaper man. Many people are saying.
Actually - for science, of course - I just spent some time on Google images with a topic that will no doubt cause some unfortunate targeted advertising for me:
“Trump crotch shots”
This is by no means authoritive. Trump often wears black or dark blue, and (tradionally) the viewer’s focus is not intended to be his genital area - meaning the presence or absence of a fly or other means to urinate in the traditional adult manner is hard to ascertain.
However.
There are a number of pics of Trump wearing pants/chinos which do have a fly. I noted that many of them are commenting on the unnatural nappy-like bulge behind the fly. And it appears he has, in the past, also worn zip-fly suit pants (heresy to me, a buttoned fly is a pre-requisite of a well made suit, but I digress).
These also tend to have a bigger bulge than that which would be made possible by the organ of state,
as reported by Ms. Stormy Daniels.
In any case, here is an example of your former glorious leader, from 3 years ago, (2019) with a pair of pants which have no discernable exit for urination.
https://images.app.goo.gl/zQ4PJJJiZpdGFxxg9
The circumstantial evidence clearly points to adult diapers.
He got the idea for how to appeal to the younger voters after watching a Kris Kross video.
With apologies to Homer Simpson:
Diaper Man
Diaper Man
Does whatever a Diaper Man does
For certain – very loose – definitions of “man.”
Diaperman, Diaperman
Wears his diapers when he can
Child’s hands, is the size
Stealing votes, is the prize
Look out! Here comes The Diaperman.
Also, he spent part of the speech still complaining about that deadly booby-trap ramp that he barely survived.
Ew ew ewwwwww.
Every now and again, I go back to watch/listen to this video.
By tomorrow, Tucker Carlson will be wearing his pants backwards, followed by 20% of the American public.
Debate still rages about Trump’s Pantz. It may be that all those pics just were taken from a bad angle in bad light, that you can’t see clearly if there’s a fly.
Here’s a pic, allegedly taken on the same occasion, showing him in much better light, with a very clear seam that might be a zipper (or might just be the seam that pants have in the back center):
This is from this article, which includes a whole bunch of pictures of the event.
https://www.tech-gate.org/usa/2021/06/06/was-donald-trump-wearing-his-pants-backwards-at-rally/
One tweeter seems to have figured out where Trump’s fly went:
I don’t actually believe he put his pants on backwards. It’s just too over the top.
Fun to joke about tho’.