If the MAGAts get nutty enough in 2024 perhaps we can outfit a couple thousand of them with new and well-earned orange jumpsuits. I’m sure they’d enjoy being in a group photo with their hero all matching their matching uniforms.
nevermind.
While for the rest of us, being incarcerated with Trump would be a punishment, I’m sure this lot would regard it as a reward.
For a while, at least. How many weeks of Trump expecting them to wait on him hand and foot would it take to get them to wise up?
Is that a parody article, like an Onion or Borowitz Report? I honestly can’t tell anymore.
I don’t think so. Queerty is a legitimate magazine that covers LGBTQ issues. Clearly the article was written with an irreverent style, but I don’t think it was satire at all.
I figured it probably wasn’t satire, but it took a second reading to make sure. When it comes to trump and trumpdom, reality has truly trumped satire.
Psst… hey Trump… I have a secret for you: the White House is also a prison! It’s full of guards and snitches and you can’t just get up and leave whenever you want! Stay far, far away from that place or else you might be stuck there forever!
At least they come in orange
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He’s gonna be invisible in Orange! We better stick with the black and white stripes.
NFTs baby, it’s the future. Getchatrumpster NFTs while they’re hot. Or not.
Seem to be a small discrepancy between asking price and actual transaction data.
At least I still have all those Beanie Babies I invested in.
Genius crossover-Trump Beanie Baby!
I’m thinking a Garbage Pail Kid doll might be more appropriate.
Sell! Sell! Sell!
“Trump was missing in the headcount again!”
“Sigh… Send the dogs into the room with orange-painted walls, they’ll find him.”
The Duke Brothers are furious!
Obviously fake–the toilet’s not gold.
Kari Lake still grifting in Arizona. Bigger question is who is funding these lawsuits? Some Republicant billionaire, siphoning off political doner money, some lawyer hoping to get paid in two weeks?
I still have a few Beanie Babies, but I got them (or was given them) because they were cute. And any I bought cost no more than the original sticker price.
More likely someone backing Kari as a possible future VP - none of the other Presidential candidates will get the nod from TangerineTaint, and she’s been a non-stop fighter for Trump. And I suspect he doesn’t consider women (who mindlessly agree with him at least) a threat in the same way he does men.