Yum! Now that’s a good-a schadenfreude!

Yum! Now that’s a good-a schadenfreude!
I scoop enough of them out of the litter boxes every day, I don’t need to see them when I’m surfing the Internet.
Great news about the NDAs. Hope lots of his aggrieved former staffers have lots to say about him now.
May I propose a 5 minute intermission just to enjoy his self-destructive antics as well as the motions of his lawyers? Does anyone second the motion?
I took a tumble more than a year ago, cracked a vertebra, and still not fully recovered, very uncomfortable in the morning. And I have no problem offering to share with Sen. Potato-head.
Dan
Hope you make a full recovery, Dan.
But yeah, in terms of tuberville…
It kind of fits Tuberville… I mean, that looks like THE most uninspired game ever.
They barely even tried to make inner tubing fun, let alone work as an arcade game: “Pick up and throw cans to clear out obstacles and pests!” Jeepers!
And I love the “Middle aged marketers try to appeal to teens” language:
Too cool animation keeps dudes and dates lovin’ it!
Word, bruh.
Also, was it a Chinese plane that tuberville was getting out of? Because here in Shanghai, I noticed this sign:
Michael Flynn is the Mike Lindell of Peter Navarros.
Just about the first time I’ve seen any of these clowns help one another instead of savagely eat each other’s faces.
Are faces a non-renewable resource? Should they be stockpiling faces for the winter?
Yes, there’s only a limited supply of clown faces.
The Clown Egg Register is an archive of painted ceramic and hen's eggs that serve as a record of individual clowns' personal make-up designs. The clown egg tradition began in 1946, when Stan Bult, a chemist, and founder of Clowns International, took to drawing the faces of club members and famous clowns onto chicken eggs. The egg gallery was created to forestall the possibility of accidental or intentional plagiarism: an unofficial rule prohibits any two clowns from sharing a single face pa
Do we know how much it sold for?
Yes, there’s only a limited supply of clown faces.
Real eggs were originally used but were later replaced with ceramic eggs.
I was going to ask if they have 75-year-old eggs in a museum but no. That’s a relief.
Two at a time (one in each hand) if you wanted to keep up with the breakfast pace.
I learned how to crack eggs like that when I worked at a resort in the summers - here’s 1440 eggs, Andy, have them cracked in under an hour
You ever crack an egg, and when you break it open the white squirts over the bowl? I’m an egg spurt at that.