And the old classic, “Jesus saves. Moses invests”.
Stable Genius Strikes Again: Rump is now apparently confusing Nikki Haley with Nancy Pelosi.
FOX has a new theory on the red marks on his hands. Red ink from signing women’s breasts.
https://youtu.be/_khnb6FLgUY?t=725
and…you’re not even kidding or exaggerating. OK then.
The real mystery is why that guy had a little bit of orange on his nose. Where did that come from…
I have a screen capture and to me it looks like his whole face is orangish/red EXCEPT for the tip of his nose. I can see how that could happen.
And next we will get his “clarification” that he was just being sarcastic. That’s how he waived off his confusion with Obama/Biden. “I was just strongly pointing out that Birdbrain is as stupid as Crazy Nancy in security things.”
Well, he’s not using red ink here but they aren’t wrong that he is doing that lately.
Donald Trump signs woman’s top in Iowa restaurant (youtube.com)
Sure she (and everyone else there) wanted him to touch her breasts. But can you imagine anyone else getting away with that? It’s insane.
Damn! I figured the guy on fox was making that shit up.
Ron DeSantisn’t is canceling his media appearances tomorrow. Josh @ Talking Points Memo notes that apparently Ron didn’t file to appear on the NY State primary ballot.
(Technically not Trump related, but surely there’s room in this thread for Rondefreude?)
So basically, Loser Donald’s rallies at this point are the equivalent of the most pathetic Grateful Dead concert ever. Jerry’s on acid and not the good kind, Bob Weir has been off-key for the last hour, and they just finished a 25-minute cover of “Why Don’t We Do It In the Road” where they forgot half the lyrics.
That’s my old theory.
Pretty much, yeah. I’ve said that before, not necessarily here on the SDMB, but certainly to real-life friends. If it’s a slow news day, CNN sends somebody out to the upcoming Trump rally, and asks them how many Trump rallies they’ve attended. The answer is usually at least a dozen, and in some cases, plenty more.
Deadheads—er, Trumpheads?—indeed.
Dependsheads. (The obvious other choices have already been in use for, years, if not decades, by bigots.
Hey! Maybe they can be called the Deplorable Dependables.
Putin ate a big bunch of carrots recently.
And DeSantis ends his presidential campaign and limps back to Florida.
So what’s back in Florida for him? Winning more fights with Disney?
Or will he go back to collecting urine specimens from naval aviators…?
Just curious, has any presidential candidate ever “suspended” their campaign but then later got back in the race? “Suspend” seems to imply “we’re just taking a little break here” but let’s face it, Dead Bounce Ron is toast.
My understanding is that candidates always suspend their campaigns instead of shutting them down for technical reasons. Those reasons have to do with money, but I can’t remember the specifics. So you’re right, “suspend” in campaign-talk means it’s over.
Endorsing Trump in the process. I guess he’s still hoping for Federal employment of some kind.
Ross Perot suspended/ended his independent campaign in 1992, and came back to run in the general election.
For the most part, all of those Republican nominees who dropped out will still appear on primary ballots. “Suspending” their campaign leaves open the possibility that they could jump right back in it Trump chokes on a Big Mac.