I will wish natural disasters on whom I please, thank you.
Sure, go ahead. Only that doesn’t seem to be what you were doing. You were saying “A natural disaster occurred due to the presence of a loathsome person and his property.” Which is functionally the same as saying “A natural disaster occurred due to the activities of immoral people.”
Naw. MTG was serious (for certain values of “serious”); the posts here are jokes, mocking the MTG’s of the world who look for divine retribution (against the libs, of course) in any handy natural disaster.
No objection.
I’m not sure how you thought that I inferred that the earthquake was caused by the activities of DJT.
I was asking how MTG was going to rectify her statement about the evilness of the nation causing the earthquake, when in fact the epicenter was on property owned by her hero.
My first thought was that a sewage-processing plant would be a fitting place upon which to bestow the Trump name, but that doesn’t really work. The purpose of such a plant is to purify the incoming content before it’s disgorged into oceans or rivers. Trump does the opposite. Maybe the lower intestine could be named after him. Medical literature informs me that “the lower gastrointestinal tract consists of the large intestine and the anus”.
I can’t find a reliable source as to whether the Mobro 4000 (better known in legend as the Long Island Gar-Barge) is still around, but if it is I’d offer it as a candidate for renaming.
More like the great pacific garbage patch. A bunch of shit we didn’t want collecting in one place and now we can’t get rid of it.
So, soon the medical literature will say “the lower gastrointestinal tract consists of the donaldjay and the trump”?
Or would it be “the donaldjaytrump consists of the large intestine and the anus”?
Any time you say his name, he wins. Stephen Colbert said it long ago. Naming anything after him is a bad idea.
While we’re asking the dumb to justify their stupid,
I know math and geography am be harderest for you MTG but can you explain how this was a “New York City earthquake” given that it’s epicenter was some 50 miles from NYC?
MTG is speaking to people who don’t give a flying fuck about factual information. They are, in fact, hostile to it.
Today’s Doonesbury has an on-point riff of Tan the Conman.
To @Monty 's link:
“I have 12 Corinthians. That’s ten more than when I had two Corinthians. Pretty soon, I’ll have all the Corinthians. That’s how much they love me.”
Um … Mr. Trump? You know we’re talking about St. Paul’s letters to the Corinthians in the Bible? You know, among his Epistles?
[Trump speaks.]
No, sir, St. Paul did not resemble a porcupine …
That’s the Supreme Court.
I may be getting into the weeds here, but is that a musical reference to the opening notes of Copland’s Fanfare for the Common Man?
If it isn’t, it should be.
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It already has a dick on the cover.
I was thinking of John Williams, with The Imperial March.
Representative Biggs & Gosar, also known as two of the multiple Stooges found in the House, have been subpoenaed in Arizona. They may, of course, ignore the subpoenas, as is their traditional practice. /s