Sleepy Don Snoreleone
These people are completely insane.
And they’re going to put The Onion out of business.
They truly have no idea how ridiculous they look. It makes me want to weep. It’s like seeing people with an incurable disease.
Looks like the procedure worked. But what a roundabout way to reach the frontal lobe.
I imagine someone is making thousands of Trump branded “bandages” today for people to wear during his speech tonight. You can never let a good branding opportunity go to waste.
Hmmmm…brandaging.
‘We’re not in a cult!’
Remember just a few months ago when the big news story was how bad Trump smells and people, many people, big strong men with tears in their eyes, were saying it’s because he shits his adult diaper? And then the Trump supporters started wearing adult diapers on the outside of their clothes to show support and solidarity? Yeah, these people are fucking nuts.
Let’s Go Brandage!
As if there wasn’t enough to make fun of for Butthead.
It’s like someone bought a cheap Matt Gaetz knock-off action figure and put it on stage.
Vulcan edition.
Gaetz would be more like a Romulan.
He’s not clever enough to be a Romulan. In any event, it looks like he’s had work done.
Okay, a Ferengi who had an accident.
Botox Barbie
We have Matt Gaetz at home!
Matt Gaetz at home:
He hasn’t got the lobes. 
Neither does Rump…!
I turned on the TV news thinking that Trump’s speech would be over and instead got to witness Kid Rock’s act. Watching old white people (and slimy politicians) try to jam to his rap was absolutely hilarious. If you want a good laugh, check it out.
