A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

[Steve_MB]

@Roderick_Femm

I don’t think it would be all that apocalyptic.

Don’t forget, this would be after another six months of constantly rekindled rage as the ketchup-stained walls close in on him. Since I don’t see him managing his temper or channeling it into a sustained steady state of simmering anger like Bruce Banner in The Avengers, he’s going to have a much worse hair-trigger temper by then…

@Roderick_Femm

until the day he dies, which I hope will consist of him choking on a hamberder, in front of thousands of witnesses and high-resolution cameras

Personally, I’d rather he actually did live to 200 like Doctor Feelgood said, so long as he spends his life behind bars where he belongs.

[kaylasdad99]

@Buck_Godot

Unless there is some other important event or Time decides for the first time in its history to give back to back awards to Zelenski, I think Jack Smith is probably a shoe-in for Man of the year.

Shoo-in.

[carrps]

I didn’t think we were allowed to wish death on anyone anywhere.

[Railer13]

@carrps

I didn’t think we were allowed to wish death on anyone anywhere

Unless they’re on your death pool list.

[Horatius]

@Euphonious_Polemic

So are the leopards just eating everyone’s faces now?

The leopards were always quite open about their policies, it’s not their fault the voters weren’t listening.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

It’s not enough just to vote - you should be an informed voter.

[MonkeysBrother]

Sadly, everyone watching FOX thinks that they ARE informed voters.

[Fear_Itself]

I’m predicting that the moment Trump is convicted of a felony, all of his current Secret Service detail will be reassigned, and replaced by agents that have never been in contact with Trump.

[Precambrianmollusc]

We don’t wish death on them, we just eagerly read the obituary columns.

[Shoeless]

@kaylasdad99

@Buck_Godot

Unless there is some other important event or Time decides for the first time in its history to give back to back awards to Zelenski, I think Jack Smith is probably a shoe-in for Man of the year.

Shoo-in.

I concur.

[Atamasama]

Canker.

[Folacin]

I think there is a non-zero chance that Trump gets it, along the lines of Hitler. He’s certainly been in the news a lot, his SCOTUS is wreaking havoc, and he is the first US President to be indicted for a felony and found liable for sexual assault in a civil case.

Of course, if he does the MAGAts will point to it as proof of his greatness and avoid reading the article that explains why he was selected.

[Mr.Greenjeans]

@Folacin

…avoid reading…

Reading is work. But I’m sure they’ll look at the pictures.

[Love_Rhombus]

Especially if it has a fold-out centerfold.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Are you suggesting….

:: shudders ::

No, of course you aren’t. Ye gods!

[scudsucker]

To be fair, it would not be the first time a fake tanned model appeared on a centerfold.

It is just that they tend to be younger, sexier… and a lot more feminine.

[Mr.Greenjeans]

I know where to put the staple!

[Steve_MB]

@Fear_Itself

I’m predicting that the moment Trump is convicted of a felony, all of his current Secret Service detail will be reassigned, and replaced by agents that have never been in contact with Trump.

Memo to all Secret Service agents who have never been in contact with Trump: Be very careful to not get on your boss’s bad side…

[Steve_MB]

@Love_Rhombus

Especially if it has a fold-out centerfold.

♫ ♩ ♬ My blood runs cold
My stomach contents I unload
The Donald is a centerfold…
Donald is a centerfold… ♪ ♬ ♩

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

Gee, thanks for ruining that song for me.