Next up, you’re going to predict that the sun will rise in the East tomorrow morning.
The Sun, it’s very bright, very warm. Kind of like me. It’s responsible for all life on Earth, did you know that? Not many people do. I know a lot about the Sun since my Uncle went to MIT-- very smart, very smart. The crazy woke libs did not believe me when I said the other day that the Sun would rise in the East the next morning, but you know what? It did! Astronomers, big strong guys with lab coats on, came up to me with tears in their eyes and said “you did it sir, you predicted the path of the Sun!”
But those evil liberals they say its too hot, they want to turn off the sun. Can you believe it? Turn off the sun. They go on and on about how great solar is and now they want to turn it off. Night all that time, no Summer. Unbleieveable
"I want all my followers, true PATRIOTS, to go stare at the sun. Show those WOKE COMMIES !#! The sun has UV light, did you no THAT. Cures COFFVE. I had it, cured me, staring into a eclipse. MAKE AMERICA BRIGHT AGAIN. Text “I’M WITH STUPID” to TRUMP DEPENDS!+!
Here’s a short and sweet bit of Schadenfreude:
The selloff comes as national and battleground polls indicate a tight matchup between Trump and Harris. The stock has become a vehicle for Wall Street traders to bet on the prospects of Trump returning to the White House…
Love it!
To the Cult, when Trump gets hostages/prisoners back by selling out the United States, it’s because He’s a Great Statesman. When a Democrat gets hostages/prisoners back by not selling out the United States, it’s because they sold out the United States.
For a bit of Schadenfreude…
Donald Trump’s social media venture is losing users every month, hurting his bottom line and possibly showing that his rhetoric is losing appeal even among his own base.
The Guardian spoke to a right-wing media analyst, Howard Polskin, who said that Truth Social had only 2.11 million unique users in June, a decline of 38 percent from one year ago.
“The diminishing audience levels for Truth Social suggest a rejection of the harsh rhetoric expressed by the ex-president and his political allies that is one of the hallmarks of the two-year-old platform,” Ploskin said.
Smithers: But, sir, every plant and tree will die. Owls will deafen us with incessant hooting. The town’s sundial will be useless.
Whelan was arrested in 2018.
Trump can’t comprehend a relationship that isn’t transactional.
The Art of the Deal… IN BED.
Melania got the short end of the stick.
“I didn’t say which 24 hours!”
You should see his ‘driving gloves’. He loves them!
You forget, we’ve seen Melania and we know whether he prefers paper or plastic.
Heh, a leopardist conservative commentator, dealin’ it:
They’re so easy to clean! Just turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.
Doesn’t anyone getting screwed by Tan the Convictman get the short end?
Small hands, small feet, small little Donny.
Unfortunately for trump’s housekeepers, that statement may not be metaphorical at all.