A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

This is a job for Anti-Matter Man

Looks like the eye is going to go by Sarasota to the NW so they’ll be on the dirty side.

So he is a very naughty boy!

Seems appropriate.

Does he get destroyed when he shakes the hand of Matter Man?

You are Matter Man. We are all Matter People from the Matter Universe.

You matter. Unless you travelling at the speed of light squared, in which case you energy.

I thought only Black lives matter? Although I’ve seen signs about Blue lives, also.
note: this is meant to be a joke

Don’t get me started on Particle Man.

And…I am…ION MAN!

But then there’s nothing special about Anti-Matter Man. He’s just a citizen from the Anti-Matter Universe

It’s like a lot of the members of the old Legion of Super Heroes. The only reason several of them are there is because they have the same (unusual for the galaxy as a whole) powers of people from their planet. In fact, Duo Damsel (Luornu Durgo) was arguably a handicapped person from the planet Cargg, since one of her “personalities” had been killed, and she wasn’t Triplicate Girl anymore.

(I’ve always suspected that Carggite bureaucracies required you to fill out all forms in nonucate.)

Well, I am WO MAN!

Hear me roar!

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I own this shirt and love it so much.

I believe nowadays she can make infinite copies, which to me destroys her unique charm.

This wisdom has stuck with me for most of my life.

I love the duck tape on the casette player. That really brings me back.

Or Universe Man?

Personally, I prefer Balloon Man.

My favorite is the Rubberband Man.

So much rhythm, grace, and debonair for one man.

I understand that reference!