And trump’s expression reminds me of the look a racoon gave me when I caught it in a flashlight beam rooting through my trash.
That’s his new “resting bitch face”. Well, resting grumpy old man face. Fans thought his mugshot looked tough so he’s now leaned into it a bit much.
Oh, I see-- that’s trump’s version of ‘Blue Steel’ 
Orange Lead
Is she looking at her phone?
Texting her boyfriend.
Her Mexican boyfriend. Everything Trump does is rooted in some personal grievance. A Mexican boyfriend would explain his irrational hatred of all things south of the border.
Perhaps a Mexican, trans weightlifter, who works on a wind farm and on the weekend volunteers for the Shark Trust.
( I hear the intro to ‘Free Bird’ warming up in the background. Does he look like Colin Firth…? )
I think I know what you did there.
People are saying Fox & Friends put a black cloth on their white couch before their special guest Trump sat down. Fox is claiming that it was Trump’s coat we’re seeing, but like I said, people are saying Fox & Friends put the black cloth down to avoid any accidental poopies from ruining their white couch.
I wasn’t quite sure to put this but the Pit seems best. It’s kinda great!
New game! Fox News set or Dexter kill room?
ShitGibbon is a cranial superstar
He has the best skull (unfortunately still wrapped in soft tissue).
When did The Onion stop doing satire and start doing factual reporting?
The black cloth hides the evidence from immediate view; it’s also there to hide the very absorbent towel underneath, that is really protecting their white couch.
And it’s solid.
New hashtag: #TrumpIsABonehead
I guess if you saw a picture it might kind of look like that, but in a video you can tell it’s his jacket.
Here’s a page explaining it (scroll down to the update).
I still like that page’s title.
When your head has bone spurs we call those Devil Horns.
Wow, I thought Trump was supposed to be tall.