I will not apologize for laughing at this.
Or maybe she was thinking about the time she went to a pumpkin mushroom taffy pull.
“My mistake, I was thinking of the cough drop I needed.”
The simple facts President Biden will never do this and the melon felon would show how unfit for office the felon is. (The link goes to Doonsbury on GoComics.)
I might regret this, but… cite?
I’d rather not have one, but I agree: cite? I don’t have to follow it, if one is posted, but I think this claim requires a cite.
Well, it’s something my wife told me she saw on her social media around the time of the Harris/Trump debate, when Loomer kept popping up everywhere with him. I asked her to find where she saw it and send me a link. If that doesn’t pan out, I withdraw my comment.
OK, my wife says she saw a post on reddit (which she can’t find now) where someone posted a tweet/X-crete from some right wing poster named Milo who said Loomer had been telling everyone in their circle about the BJ. It was shortly after this that she quit showing up around Trump. And this is apparently what Bill Maher was talking about which led to the lawsuit. So Loomer never said it publicly herself, just a friend of a friend of a friend… Sorry I mentioned it.
Loomer/Trump facts and rumors from Know Your Meme.
This?
Laura Loomer says she gave Trump the best blowjob of his life
Since the MAGA bar for the standard of truth is apparently buried in the sand, I’ll quote Trump: Someone on TV reported it.
QED.
The best part of this, were it true, is that Laura would be deluded enough to think ol’ Donny two scoops strokes is telling the truth.
Don’t apologize. If you just start the sentence with “people are saying,” you’re gold.
Melania’s book isn’t selling very well. I wonder if it’s because the MAGA base aren’t made up of readers?
That same site also has this suggestion that trump’s had a stroke. Given the clearly partisan bias of the writer, I’d withhold belief until/unless we see better evidence.
Oh, and this item from his bio sketch at the bottom – “equations to determine the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow” – makes me wonder if he could possibly be a Doper.
I’ll just leave this here -They want pictures. Not thoughts.
Plus, I’m sure that many of the initial sales were done by the campaign, or on the orders of Trump himself (not that he would ever pay for something like this), in order to artificially inflate the sales numbers. There’re probably thousands of copies sitting in a warehouse somewhere that have been “sold.”
As comments on that Reddit post note, Milo “pedophile priests are a good thing actually because that’s how I learned to suck cock so good” Yiannopolis is far from a reliable source on anything. It’s certainly plausible that Loomer and Trump were having an affair, but I wouldn’t trust Milo to tell me the truth if he said the sky was blue.
My dad used to say “The worst blow job I ever had was great”
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, aka Tommy Robinson, sentenced to 18 months in jail:
He repeated false accusations against a Syrian refugee, in breach of an injunction, in a movie that he was not supposed to show, but he did. He was being payed by Alex Jones for that movie. Pity that Mr. Jones is not visiting the UK anytime soon.
In this instance, a “perfectly reasonable amount of schadenfreude” is an enormous amount.
Sadly he’ll likely get released early and gain credibility amongst his gammonati followers.