A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

I’ve got a basement, but you’ll have to choose between sleeping on a weight bench in the gym room, or a pile of sawdust in the workshop.

I’ve also got an unheated cold room under my front step, for those looking for a more “Harry Potter”-ish experience.

Well, who knows. Can I hide my truck behind your house? If I give you money, will you fill 10-12 5gal gas cans that I can put in my hatch? Do you know of any crossing points that are ‘less guarded’?

In a Perfect Hellscape, I’d sell my truck for freighter passage to europe with cargo.

There’s a lot of little ones along the borders with New Brunswick and Quebec. That’s the best option around here, anything farther east has to deal with the St. Lawrence or the Great Lakes.

I’ve got a friend in New Zealand with a spare room and a couch, but Canada seems a little more plausible, logistically speaking. Me and the fiancée are both former EMTs, so we might even have value to your government.

We’re straight-line four miles from White Rock, BC. My wife is an RN, but I have nothing of value for the country. In any case, there’s another hoop to jump through for her to be a nurse in BC. As it is, she could only practice in Alberta.

I’m sure it was spelled out on page 128 of one of the “our privacy polices have changed. click here to accept” notices they send out every couple of months.

they are moving the inauguration inside due to weather. that will cut down on the crowds.

Just another example of the government using it’s weather control technology . . . that curiously will not work after the 20th.

Too windy for his hairness?

Total Landscaping parking lot being repaved?

With that sort of cowardice towards a little cold and wind, he’s clearly no William Henry Harrison

What?! If Old Tippecanoe can get inaugurated outside in the cold, surely a stronger, healthier Trump can as well.

It will continue to work. That’s why we need to purge NASA and NOAA of their Deep State operatives. Not to mention the Globalist One World Government Conspiracy with their space lasers.

I’m now imagining the VP putting out rows of chairs in a nearby village hall.

Huh. Wonder what all those 7800 National Guard folks are going to do. Form a ring around the building and freeze their asses off?

Guard to Support Inauguration with 7,800 Personnel | National Guard Association of the United States

Public viewing for Trump’s inauguration, parade moved to Capital One Arena over cold

Capital One Arena in downtown D.C. will be open Monday for people to watch President-elect Donald Trump’s swearing-in ceremony and inaugural address due to the brutally cold temperatures expected to hit the nation’s capital, Trump announced Friday.

“We will open Capital One Arena on Monday for LIVE viewing of this Historic event, and to host the Presidential Parade,” Trump said in part. “I will join the crowd at Capital One, after my Swearing In.”

‘It sucks,’ say Trump supporters who traveled to DC

Some Trump supporters already in town ahead of the inauguration told NBC News they weren’t happy that the ceremony was moving indoors.

Two friends who traveled from Miami said it “sucks.”

“We made all of the plans and all of the arrangements to come up and be a part of this event, and … it’s kind of a bummer,” José Granado told NBC News’ Gary Grumbach as they walked along the National Mall on Friday.

“We’re prepared for the weather; it’s not a problem,” George Gonzalez said.

A family who traveled from Oklahoma was also less than pleased.

“We might as well stay at home and watch it on TV. I’m kind of disappointed, to be honest with you,” Ken Robinson said. “We came here to watch it in person. We don’t really care to watch it on a Jumbotron.”

“Cold ain’t gonna hurt nobody,” Harry Troyer of Oklahoma said. “We have farms, and we don’t get to not feed the cows 'cause it’s cold.”

Capital One Arena seats a maximum of 20,000 people. It’s not yet clear how it will be determined who will be allowed into the arena and where people are expected to go if crowds exceed 20,000.

For comparison, the congressional committee overseeing the inauguration distributed 240,000 tickets for space on the National Mall, according to the U.S. Capitol Police.

I’m not sure how that parade is going to work out. The arena is where the Wizards and Caps play.

I’m sure it’s not unlike the miracle of the loaves and fishes. Somehow, they will find that a crowd of 100,000 was seated in the arena that day.

Stick figures don’t take up all that much room.

I’m wondering if “weather” is a handy excuse, when the real reason is security. Remember, he’s already been shot at once; and a little while after that, a shooter was foiled before he could pull the trigger.

Outdoors, they can surround him with as many Secret Service people and bulletproof glass as they like, but it’s a safe bet that if somebody among the crowds in the Mall or elsewhere really wants to, they’ll find a way to take a shot. That will be much more difficult inside the Capitol.

If outdoor security is the reason, I wonder how this will affect his outdoor rallies, which he will undoubtedly have, and all his golfing.

The only question is whether it will cost taxpayers millions or billions to protect the criminal rapist asshole ‘president.’

The Republican congressman who Johnson booted from the Intel committee at Trump’s order is going on strike.