Just about nothing would get him locked up faster, so I’m all for it!
He wouldn’t directly threaten. He’d say something like, “What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by a low-born cleric judge?” Except much less eloquent, of course.
One “success” for that kind of appeal would be the quickest way to get every judge everywhere 100% against him. Not a break would he catch, not in any court, not about anything. Judges, as a rule, have no truck with face-eating leopards.
Not to mention greatly increased security for any judges handling his cases, and their families.
Trump indicted on 4 counts in 2020 election investigation!
- Conspiracy to defraud the United States
- Conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding
- Obstruction of and attempt to obstruct an official proceeding
- and conspiracy against rights
Hot steaming schadenfreude. My favorite!
Couldn’t happen to a better guy.
And it would never happen to a better guy! 
So the correct spelling would actually be Tex-Ass. Done.
I have to admit something here regarding Tan the Conman’s latest legal troubles. All of the talking heads on the news keep saying unprecedented. Why, oh, why has none of them said unpresidented?
I believe there are now 78 felony counts, and Trump is 78. Poetic, for a lifetime of crime.
Tan the Conman, how shall I charge you?
I’m going to charge you one by one:
One for the sexual assault,
For the sexual assault, the sexual assault in New York.
Tan the Conman, how shall I charge you?
I’m going to charge you two by two:
Two for the classified documents,
One for the sexual assault, sexual assault in New York.
Tan the Conman, how shall I charge you?
I’m going to charge you three by three:
Three for the election fraud,
Two for the classified documents,
One for the sexual assault, sexual assault in New York.
Tan the Conman, how shall I charge you?
I’m going to charge you four by four:
Four for the Georgia phone call,
Three for the election fraud,
Two for the classified documents,
One for the sexual assault, sexual assault in New York.
Feel free to add to this as more indictments come down the pike.
I’m more inclined to poetry.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s indictment?
Thou art more slovenly and more distemperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling Bud Lites of May,
And summer’s courts hath all too short a date.
Sometimes too fat the guy of McDonald’s lies,
And often is his tan complexion dimmed;
And every UNFAIR! from UNFAIR! sometime declines,
By chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal butthurt shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that UNFAIR! thou moan’st,
Soon shall death brag thou wand’rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow’st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives lies from thee.
Smartly done!
I love Shakespeare, and I adore this sonnet.
Brillliant. 
If I was wearing a hat, I’d doff it!
Neither did the documentary.
I’m posting here because P & E is a minefield when it comes to funnies.
Pee-wee’s Word of the Day
At todays hearing Trump waited for the magistrate judge to enter the courtroom for over 20 minutes. I hope he fumed the whole time while his precious time (and prestige) was wasted.
Former President Donald Trump expressed concern that evidence his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, sought in the $500 million lawsuit he filed against Cohen could potentially incriminate him in any of his other ongoing cases. …
“If Donald was concerned that release of this information could or will cause him damage in the ongoing criminal investigations, he should have thought twice about bringing the lawsuit in the first place,” Cohen said. “You can’t have it both ways.” …
“This is what happens when you don’t think through your lawsuit before you file it,” national security lawyer Bradley Moss wrote…
not only did the judge arrive after the appointed time, she called him “mr trump”. reports are he was “hopping mad” on the way back to nj.