A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 2)

Desantis owes PAB for taking slimeball-ism to new lows. But he also has the disadvantage in that he is at his core, just a PAB-imitator.

A top Twitter engineer has quit the day after DeSantis’ announcement. Just a coincidence, I’m sure.

Never mind

Self proclaimed mid-level manager with four year career at a company quits and for some reason does a press release. How is this relevant to anything?

I’m having an issue editing the above post, so here is my edited version.

Let’s look at this way.

As you may know, some classified materials were found in a storage space at Joe Biden’s.c

Suppose that further investigation proved that Joe Biden had his employees move those materials into the storage space the day before the FBI was scheduled to search.

What inferences would you make in that situation? Would you think it made Joe look innocent? Would you put it down to cooperation? Or would you maybe think that Joe was trying to conceal the fact that he’d been using or even disseminating that info?

I always like to use the “what if Joe Biden” strategy with Trump apologists.

Did he fall or was he pushed?

That’s quite the cooling breeze we’re getting from all the hand-waving away.

I’d assume that Joe was assembling the documents, to be taken away. But, I’d also assume that that’s simply one possibility that it doesn’t really tell me much minus further information, and that there could be nefarious intent as well. And minus such other information, that the news isn’t worth publishing.

But the blandest explanation is usually the right one, even for evil doers.

Maybe he’ll end up as a pro se defendant. There’s not enough popcorn on earth…

It’s more an upside for certain members than for the party as a whole.

“Now, you die, and we all move up in rank!”

I believe the canon response here is something like:

“But nobody’s proved anything about Trump. All this"evidence” you libs keep talking about is Soros Deep State fake news.

"The only reason we arent hearing anything about Biden is because he’s a criminal mastetmind running the Deep State Soros Globalists! And also he’s senile! "

Dear Trumpists,
That SNL skit about Reagan? That was satire.

OMFG, that would be sweet. Although it might keep him out of the witness stand and free from any risk of perjury, which would be disappointing, frankly.

Ah. So it’s kind of like the Royal Navy in peacetime during the 18th and 19th centuries.

I would imagine he would find a way to assure conviction just asking the questions of witnesses.

I suspect he would have a certain litigational genius that way.

And then appeal on the basis of incompetent counsel.

A man who is his own lawyer something something.

Prosecutors in former President Donald Trump’s Manhattan criminal case have released to his attorneys a recording of Trump and a witness, whose identity was not disclosed, according to a document the office made public Friday…

[Trump] has entered a not guilty plea to 34 felony counts of falsification of business records for alleged payments made as part of a “hush money” scheme.

The document lists the dates of 34 instances between Feb. 14, 2017 and Dec. 5, 2017 when he allegedly falsified records…

The section also indicates prosecutors intend to disclose recordings of calls between witnesses and others.

This is Michael Cohen’s chance for sweet revenge.

What, you thought he only recorded Trump just that one time?

Somewhere, there’s a slimeball New York attorney turned felon turned informant laughing manically.