A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

Supports Trump and has anarchist views.

I wonder how hard he thought through this statement. As a pseudo-anarchist myself, I do still vote, because I understand that anarchism is somewhat challenging as a society, and we’d probably inevitably revert to some form of capitalism.

But Trump exemplifies all that is wrong with capitalism. His greed. His gaudy displays of his “weath”. When the revolution comes, he won’t be up against the gold painted wall, he will have bribed his way out with promises he will never keep.

I guess in his own way, Trump is an anarchist. Thriving in chaos he creates.

If he was a D&D character his alignment would be chaotic evil.

Well, how appropriate that among his many other responsibilities right now is that he’s supposed to “take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed.” :unamused_face:

Agreed. He’s inconsistent, untrustworthy, irrational, selfish and malignant; classic CE. Few real-life people fit so neatly into the D&D alignment system as he does.

I don’t like Gavin Newsom and I certainly don’t want him to be our presidential candidate, but once again his trolling game is on point.

Kohl;s. another place not to shop at now

I don’t really shop there in the first place, but what did they do?
The above post looks like clear parody to me.

To me also. But it seems to me that that could be a way of making Trump’s precious FIFA prize look a lot less important than he seems to think it is. Imagine what would happen if we started seeing things like:

“Zohran Mamdani Awarded Macy’s Peace Prize!”
“JB Pritzker Awarded Magnificent Mile Peace Prize!”
“Kathy Hochul Awarded New York Thruway Peace Prize!”

Maybe then Trump would realize just how insignificant his FIFA prize is. (Aw, who am I kidding? He’d never do that.)

I don’t know what Kohl’s is, but it’s obviously a joke.

I barely remember that Kohl’s is an American grocery chain, but I admit I was confused at first and thought “What does that have to do with Helmut Kohl?”

They sell blouses and things, I believe.
“Oh, that blouse is cute! Where’d you get it?”
“I found it at Kohl’s!”
“Get out!”

Kohl’s sells clothing not groceries. I get all my most fashionable ugly shirts at Kohl’s.

It’s more of a clothing store but yes, obviously a joke.

The subtitle should have been a dead giveaway. “Prize comes with $50 in Kohl’s cash”.

I mean….c’mon, I know satire can sometimes be hard to express on the internet but this one wasn’t even remotely subtle.

Also, Newsom’s social media team has been doing this for months - mocking Trump with these un-subtle jabs at Trump’s actions and posts.

My first thought was that it had something to do with eyeliner. I need to get out more.

Oh sorry, got that confused, I get my ugly clothes from Kik (not really).

To be fair, it’s hard to tell satire from real life at times. Imagine a corrupt sports organization giving a corrupt politician a peace prize for example. Sure sounds like satire to me.

Hilarious!

Or the Olympics and FIFA for at least the last 2 generations

I did like the $50 Kohl’s cash bit, though. That was a nice touch

There’s a Kohl’s just down the street from me in my small Michigan town. Traditional mid tier department store setup with a large clothing section. Think Sears or JC Penney back in the 80’s or 90’s. Or Walmart minus the grocery section.

FWIW, Kohl’s originally operated grocery stores, primarily in Wisconsin; they expanded their portfolio into department stores in the 1960s. Those grocery stores may be what @EinsteinsHund remembers.

Kohl’s sold off the grocery chain to A&P in 1983, to focus on the department store business. The Kohl’s grocery stores were finally closed down in 2003, while the department store chain has expanded, and is close to nationwide at this point.

(Also, tying this back to politics: Herb Kohl, who was the president of Kohl’s in the 1970s, later served in the U.S. Senate as a Democrat from Wisconsin.)