I may be a bad person for this, but the idea of Matt Gaetz following the DIY home plastic surgery hammer technique rather appeals to me.
As an unqualified person who never passed the chef’s exam, I would suggest a meat-tenderiser rather than a hammer. The leopards will appreciate the culinary touch.
It’s hard to imagine him looking worse…
Give him time. People with extensive plastic surgery don’t tend to age well.
Is Zacaria a Christian? I’m assuming so since she went to Pepperdine. But she didn’t wear a big shiny gold cross around her neck. Another of her faux pas.
It was upsetting Stephen Miller.
And the stench of Miller’s unholy burning flesh when in any sort of proximity to the cross was upsetting everyone else.
Yes. It has been in the news in recent weeks with stories about online influencers who call themselves “looksmaxxers.”
And also with stories about Pete Hegseth’s preoccupation with good-looking males.
(And Donald seems to prioritize discussing his own appreciation for attractive male bodies, in his recent rallies.)
Oh for chrissakes you just know he’s got a stash of Tom of Finland shit that’s regularly fapped to.
Certainly we all suspect it.
I can only hope he takes your advice, and at this point I don’t care if it makes me a bad person.
Right. My post linked to the Wikipedia article on the looksmaxxing influencer “Clavicular” who, as I mentioned, claims to have hit himself in the face with a hammer to improve bone structure. He was even profiled in the New York Times.
The only things I know about him are what I learned in a recent Legal Eagle video where she mentions ‘micro fractures’ (or something along those lines), which made me think he’s not bashing his face with a hammer like he’s driving a nail into a 2x4, but hitting it just hard enough to do some damage.
I just can’t imagine hitting yourself with a hammer, especially not controlling the impact to only cause minor damage.
Lots of info out there…I guess controlled pressure from hands can be used.
Most references against the whole thing…
Advice most of here didn’t really need, but thanks! 
Table-nailing is ok though.
See, it’s used to be the case that when people said the younger set was obviously worse and that the world was going to hell, it’s just what older people always said.
Now, we have proof. Who the fuck needs to be told that smashing your face is a bad idea and not to do it? What in the actual hell is wrong with people?
That said, I really blame us, as in the older generations, and especially the Boomers. We did this to them and didn’t do our part to make sure they didn’t grow up to be the type to think smashing their faces to look better was a good idea
How dumb do you have to be to be explicitly told “Don’t hit yourself in the face with a hammer”?
Cannibal Corpse, and “Hammer-Smashed Face”, can somewhat relate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvqMQhpEqu0
Oh great, now all hammers are going to come with warning labels, aren’t they?