I can’t read that name without hearing ‘buttlicker’.
Good. Fuck that guy.
God must have been distracted.
I was watching the game this weekend where he missed a 50-something yard field goal, but there was an offside penalty so he got to retake it from 40-something yards … and he missed again. Oh, how I cackled.
Some richly deserved schadfreude right there. 
Nice effort!
I’ve got more than that under my fucking cars seats.
If you don’t like banks, mattresses are more traditional but you do you
Can I borrow your car?
It wasn’t a good night for Joe Manchin (everyone’s most-hated Democratic U.S. senator before John Fetterman came along), either.
Not only that, but the kicks were nearly identical… missed just outside the left upright. As a Chiefs fan I’m torn… I’m glad to see him fail as long as it doesn’t affect a Chiefs win.
Come on, Joe, endorse Fetterman next!
You would think that Butker would tend to pull to the right. 
No wonder he complains about the left so much!
Actually, it was just outside the right upright, from Butker’s POV., and as it is noted in the play-by-play.
H.Butker 51 yard field goal is No Good, Wide Right, Center-J.Winchester, Holder-M.Araiza.
It was to the left as we viewers saw it from behind the goalposts.
Or for the non-theater kids, it’s always stage left/right, not from the perspective of the audience
Has that ever been applied to sports though? I’m very ignorant about American football, but in soccer, when you talk about the left or right post, it’s meant relatively to the attacking side.
Definitely true for American football, too. Left/right is relative to the kicker’s point of view, facing the goal posts.
It doesn’t make sense otherwise. NFL stadiums are round. If left/right is relative to the viewer, the fans in the stands won’t even agree with the people on the other side
For hockey, you ditch the left/right thing and instead say glove side / stick side, which accommodates the reverse perspectives.
I’m not a hockey guy but that makes sense.
Also, football would be a very different game if they played with sticks