While I think subsidies would most likely be raised, let’s not forget it’s a very tight margin in Congress and it’s possible Dems might realize they can’t vote yes on anything.
I wonder what Musx thinks about paying farmers to not grow shit?
Does it involve Tesla sales? Then I’m sure he doesn’t give a shit.
Although, as this NPR article points out, the money doesn’t necessarily have to be approved by Congress.
Yet the USDA created this new program out of thin air; it decided that an old law authorizing a USDA program called the Commodity Credit Corp. already gave it the authority to spend this money.
Farmers Got Billions From Taxpayers In 2019, And Hardly Anyone Objected : The Salt : NPR
Rump is now begging Denmark for eggs… and it’s not going well…
“When a good neighbor asks you for a cup of sugar vs when a bad neighbor asks you for a cup of sugar.” - 1950’s
The annual White House Easter Egg Hunt is looking in jeopardy. Or the eggs will be brought in under armed guard…
Nah, he’ll turn it into a circus.
“See all those eggs out there? They’re all Woke Eggs smuggled into the United States from Failing Mexico! Mexican Cartels are suffering so much because they can’t smuggle fanitol, they’re now “Egg cartels”, trying to destroy our beautiful egg Farms with their woke breakfast foods! Guards, round up all these children for possession of Illegal Eggs!”
From the article:
I assume the author must be a doper…
Easter egg roll, not hunt. But I was surprised to see that it (typically) uses 30,000 eggs, supplied free by some nefarious group called “The Egg Board”, which usually donates another 30,000 eggs to shelters.
How the White House gets 30,000 eggs for its Easter Egg Roll
Gonna be an expensive year for The Egg Board, but the costs of lobbying & kissing ass, you know.
“Easter Egg Roll”?
Sounds like some Chinese Communist Party propaganda extravaganza to me!
That’s really a lot of eggs. What the hell are they doing with all those eggs? A couple dozen kids show up, right?
Sounds to me like an event where a bunch of people show up to celebrate Easter but instead of eggs they get a Rick Astley performance.
Satellite imagery shows that it’s actually only 40 eggs, but the National Park Service has taken those photos down.
Try 40,000 attendees.
Shit. What I don’t know could fill a stadium. That’s insane. Ignorance fought a bit I guess.
Yesterday: Minnesota Republicans introduce a bill to codify Trump Derangement Syndrome as a mental illness.
Today: one of the bill’s co-authors arrested and will be charged with soliciting sex from a minor.
I am equal parts ha-ha and ew.
Edit to add: this is the guy. Doesn’t give off Sex Creep vibes at all, no sir.
When are the drag queens doing stuff like this going to make the headlines? We all know they are the worst, right?
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I like this idea.
I feel like I was harassed just seeing his photo.