Yes, I’ll believe every word they report.
/s Just in case
I’m sure it was put together by the drug-dealing quack whose name Trump has trouble remembering.
I don’t know what to tell you; normally blood pressure is a numerical value of mmHg, but in this case, it came out as “best president ever”.
Nope! FDR’s got’em beat. By a mile.
The graph shows FDR’s BP including the late war years. As I tell the students, this is hypertension. None of that silly 160/100 stuff.
As shown, FDR’s BP was ~350/195 at the end. This is one record Donny won’t tarnish!
Someone needs to tell him He’s Losing.
Put more salt on those hamberders!
President Trump does not have a butthole. His system is perfectly balanced and he has no need for one.
Besides, when it comes to defecation, he talks his out.
There’s even a term for it: “ragequitting.”
Ragequitting is just giving up out of anger. What Elon is accused of was intentionally killing his connection to make it look like he only lost because of a network issue. Not the same thing at all.
What Elon allegedly did is referred to as an “intentional disconnect” which is very common in many online games.
(Though Elon may have done a ragequit and used the intentional disconnect to cover it up.)
That was my supposition.
Not only that, but the Walter Reed physicians assured him (according to Donald) that his Soul is in tip-top shape.
(If that remark isn’t indicative of cognitive issues, I don’t know what would be.)
Did the doctor use the osoulliscope?
So he went to the doctor to have his soul checked out. Then his preacher checked his prostate
Yeah, you’ve got to watch out for that.
Oh, wait - that’s not your finger.
It was supposed to be his preacher, so I just fixed that.
Occultiscope?
Old joke.
Me pulling my pants up after my exam.
Nurse comes in: “The doctor will be in shortly; who was that guy?”
His alleged results will be released tomorrow.
With some people, there’s no way to tell the difference. Even if you have small hands.
Except for Trump, it’s better to receive than to give.