There was a statue of $mellania in the town of Rozno, in Slovenia, close to Sevnica, where she was born. It got burned down. Gustibus non est disputandum. Then they made a copy, in bronze, so it would not burn:
It has “misteriously disappeared”, which I interpret as: it was stolen (link in Spanish).
That statue is hideous and perfect at the same time.
So… true to life, you’re saying? 
I hope they got value for money at the metal scrap shop, and did not have to pay them to take it.
Melania should be quite flattered at the representation.
I found Trump’s statue of similar quality.
“The first one sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That one burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!”
Paging “Weird Al.”
‘Very disappointed’: Rhode Island man finds glaring typo on Trump watch he paid $600 for
LOLOL. I found images of that hideously ugly watch and it is indeed a RUMP watch.
Melanie was disappointed. “How could they process this and go through something without checking their work?” she asked.
10 years into the shitshow, poor Melanie begins to wonder.
Petit further told NBC 10 News, “I’m very disappointed. I wanted to do a special thing for her. And we expected that it would have the integrity of the President of the United States and good follow-through.”
Sounds like he was half right.
Out of morbid curiousity, I had a look on Google for this watch, and discovered his promotional website. It did not disappoint.
For example the HTTP headers read
“Shop abtest, counter-on-20, CRYPTO PRESIDENT and more Mens Watches at Trump Watches.”
An AB test is something we nerds use to test different versions of a website, to see which makes sales. Typically you would use headers for custom reporting. But you would also use a custom header, NOT the ones Google uses for indexing your site. And “crypto president”?
I’m unsure what “counter-on-20” means, either, but I am willing to bet that it is not supposed to be public information.
You want those in your log files, not in your Google results…
… oh god it is Shopify. Stand by for hacks in 3… 2… 1…
:: Nelson :: “Ha-HA!”
New nickname: Raggedy Andy
Well, they did hold the vote in the middle of the night (just like all functioning democracies).
I can’t decide if this fits more in the “Leopard” thread or this one. Either way, it’s just a case of folks (in this case, Cubans) who thought they were exempt from Trump’s policies getting a rude awakening.
“Yeah, there are too many people here. Deport all those other Cuban refugees, but not ME! Why do you want to deport me?”
The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed.
Words of wisdom. 