A Perfectly Reasonable Amount of Schadenfreude about Things Happening to Trump & His Enablers (Part 3)

Or the Word of the Day is ‘Yemen’

Used in a sentence; ‘Are you going to respond by bombing those Houthi rebels’? ‘Yemen

My dad thought it was funny, but even Myanmar wouldn’t laugh at that joke.

(Really reaching for that one)

“Why are you firing me from my job at this inn?”

Indonesia!”

Nice! I tried to make a pun out of Myanmar, but I couldn’t come up with anything and gave up. Just wasn’t Ghana happen.

There’s a Family Guy bit where Jesus is watching God name all the nations on the planet, and at one point he says “Look at all these mountains. They look like nipples. I’ll call this country nipple”

Jesus: Dad, you can’t call a country “nipple.”

God: OK, Nepal

Here’s some legit schadenfreude… Elon shares a Xitter post calling for Trump’s impeachment.

Snopes confirms.

Not a shocker, but it still seems like an escalation.

Oman

Why, I Ottawallop you!

Burma!!

… I panicked too, had no good ideas there… :slight_smile:

I was trying to think of a Burma pun, too, but couldn’t come up with anything workable. The closest I could get was some reference to shaving.

“What’s the special today?”

“Burma Tongue.”

“Ooh… Sounds exotic. What’s in it?”

“Nothing that weird. They’re just pizza rolls. The key is to eat them as soon as they come out of the oven.”

We have to use plastic razors in my family. No metal blades around. My niece is a Qatar.

Someone clever would make a series of one word posts . . .
but
it
ain’t
gonna
be
me!

Sad, your Mission of Burma failed…

Me, I’m Hungary for Turkey with lots of Greece.

That was actually something in a Scholastic Press book I had in elementary school. Mama monster and child monster talking.

Child Monster: I’m Hungary!
Mama Monster: Stop your Wales. I’ll Fiji.
Child Monster: I want a slice of Turkey fried in Greece.

That’s all I can remember.

Kenya stop making all these national puns already?

Quit Russian us.

You 'kay?

Yeah, the objects of his Ireland safely beyond the reach of his wrath.