[Hathaway]
“I think I’ll have him mounted.”
[/Hathaway]
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
I don’t see how they can charge him. I doubt they have a sex with a dead animal law. How can it be charged as beastiality if it’s an animal corpse? It most certainly isn’t crulity to animals since it’s a corpse, and the act would have had to be on a live dog.
New term for the new law to be proposed.
Necrobeastial Gratification
I actualy like the sound of that and will promote the phrase in future writings and in conversations. You heard it here, today a new term is coined. Necrobeastial Gratification
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BAND NAME!!!
Couldn’t they get the guy under health regs or something?
You know, like they can still get unsafe home-based marijuana grow-ops under zoning and industrial-safety regs even if they decriminalise marijuana?
And I don’t think mere bizarrity is sufficient excuse for surveillance. The ‘personality’ needs to be, you know, actually thrratening or dangerous.
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara]
The problem with screwing an animal is that it’s hard to know whether the sex was consensual or not.
Especially if it’s dead at the time.
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Agreed! Errr… Personal experience or critical thinking? 
I can see how the guy saw that deer and just had to take advantage of the situation, so to speak.
I mean, trying to pork a live deer would get your shit kicked it pretty bad, I imagine.
I am confused that they call it an assault when the creature was allready dead. Is there any evidence of such perverse perversions leading to other more illegal activity? Do people ever change from bestiality to rapist if left to their own devices?
This person needs serious (non-voluntary) psychological intervention, not criminalisation.
The dog was within a few buildings of a day care, so I hope they weren’t exposed to that. He was having sex in public and the animal control officer was exposed so that little charge can be used.
The dog must have been blown up like a balloon waiting to pop with the smallest prick.
I guess you can say he really screwed the pooch on that one.
They have a town named for what he does. Bangor
In the “man on dead Labrador next to the day care center” case, I believe they are charging him with crimes against nature, or something…
Eeeeeewwww…
“But officer, I just REALLY missed that dog…”
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
He was having sex in public …
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Forgot about that part- yeah, he was humping the dog in the street. He didn’t even try to get a room or anything.
[QUOTE=Bippy the Beardless]
Is there any evidence of such perverse perversions leading to other more illegal activity? Do people ever change from bestiality to rapist if left to their own devices?
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Well, I do recall reading that serial killers are prone to necrophila. As I understand it, they have such strong control/dominance issues that they either can’t or won’t have sex with a free, adult partner, so their “partner” has to be incapable of resistance; a corpse, a child, tied up; that sort of thing. While I see no reason to believe that all necrophiliacs are serial killers, there might be enough of a correlation to warrent keeping an eye on someone like that.
Nice mug shot!
By the way, when will we get avatars on this board?
[QUOTE=Sunspace]
It’s worse if you have a visual imagination.
:: shudder ::
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Honey, I do!
Must. Apply. More. Bleach…