Ya think? Between the guns, the road kill and the sex, that probably is a safe assumption.
(Johnny B hat on:)
Moo-moo
I love you
I know you’re a cow but anything 'll do
I said, Oooo whee
Can’t you see?
I just wanna make looooove to you
(Johnny B hat/off)
Yeah, I’d say you’d want to keep an eye on this dude. He’s a danger to society.
Ergh, even though it’s a newspaper and all, you may want to apply a two-click rule or something.
Must… bleach… brain…
…but if you screw just one goat…
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…but if you screw just one goat…
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… one dead goat …
(The combination of bestiality and necrophilia here is particularly disturbing :rolleyes: )
“…but, it was such a purty horse ma!”
[i\]“Hathaway currently faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, which carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail…”*Kinda makes him the bun in the oven, eh?
Kewlest.City Attorney name.evah:
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Ergh, even though it’s a newspaper and all, you may want to apply a two-click rule or something.
Must… bleach… brain…
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It’s worse if you have a visual imagination.
:: shudder ::
The problem with screwing an animal is that it’s hard to know whether the sex was consensual or not.
Especially if it’s dead at the time.
Animals?!
Dead animals?!
I see dead animals. But they don’t know they’re screwed.
Gig 'em, Aggies!
His parents must be soooooo proud . :eek:
Two necrobeastiality stories in one day? The Fark thread about this one is pretty lively.
That’s even worse, the dog had been dead 4 or 5 days??? And it was the gf’s dog???
Wow, should be some interesting conversation, come Christmas time.
“So, hey, Gloria, how’s your boyfrined?”
“Um…”
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Kewlest.City Attorney name.evah:
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If that’s an elected position, he’ll be in office forever…
Dammit, Santorum said this would happen if you decriminalized gay sex.
I bet he never planed on washing up before he screwed the girl friend either.
I don’t see how they can charge him. I doubt they have a sex with a dead animal law. How can it be charged as beastiality if it’s an animal corpse? It most certainly isn’t crulity to animals since it’s a corpse, and the act would have had to be on a live dog.
New term for the new law to be proposed.
Necrobeastial Gratification
I actualy like the sound of that and will promote the phrase in future writings and in conversations. You heard it here, today a new term is coined. Necrobeastial Gratification