A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Are there any circumstances in which we are allowed to do bodily harm to other-I will not say “fellow”-Dopers?
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So, puns make you scale the walls? I’ll make a note of it. Restraining myself in your threads is so-not-a problem.

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So, puns make you scale the walls?
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They just put a damper on his enthusiasm.

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Pull down and out on the wall sconce.

The piano will rotate back in to the hidden room, and rotate out the bookcase and your bewildered tenant.

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Perhaps CarioCarol is being stalked by the Seven Santini Brothers.

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For a while I thought it was a gift from Mr. Dixon, but now I think it’s actually from Frank Churchill.