A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin

[gigi]

@carnivorousplant

Are there any circumstances in which we are allowed to do bodily harm to other-I will not say “fellow”-Dopers?

So, puns make you scale the walls? I’ll make a note of it. Restraining myself in your threads is so-not-a problem.

[jayjay]

@gigi

So, puns make you scale the walls?

They just put a damper on his enthusiasm.

[pantheon]

Pull down and out on the wall sconce.

The piano will rotate back in to the hidden room, and rotate out the bookcase and your bewildered tenant.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Perhaps CarioCarol is being stalked by the Seven Santini Brothers.

[commasense]

For a while I thought it was a gift from Mr. Dixon, but now I think it’s actually from Frank Churchill.