150 resumes?
Yeah, I guess the unemployed are that way because they are lazy. God forbid all these people should waste your so-called valuable time because they need money and are willing to work hard for it, want to feed their families, start their careers, or better themselves financially with your low paying crappy Secretary Hump position.
alice as a younger man I have had hundreds of resumes dumped in the trash by the slithering likes of you. I have been abused in interviews by arrogant HR creepazoids like you. And I have had my ego crushed over and over again with rejection letters sent by short-sighted morons like you.
I am proud to say, as I smugly lean back on my chair, that I fought through years of rejection by idiots like you, and that I now can guarantee that not only do I have a better job, but make substantially more a year than people like you.
I realize there is only one job, and many, many candidates. However, trust me when I say that out of the 150 people you are mocking, many, many of them will be saying the same thing about you 20 years from now, you sanctimonious worm.
I’d wish you unemployment, just so you can see what it is like, but it would not be fair, because in the unlikely case I would be in the same position and have to lower myself to compete for the same job as you, I’d crush you with my resume and my interview.
I know first hand: unemployment is embarrassing, stressful, soul-crushing, and frustrating. While respecting you only have one opening, and many, many resumes to sort, I suggest you show a little more respect for those who truly want to work, regardless if their resumes earnest nature does not equal your high gold standard for qualifications for dictation, making coffee, and making travel arrangements for your friend.
Neither you nor I never know when you might be in their shoes.