I’ve had an infantile bias in favour of breasts since age six, I’m happy to say!
Frankie, you have the pillows, but do you still have my peppermint oil? I never got it back after the fight.
Chef, make room on that bench, especially if you brought the quiche again!
VB
Remember, you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
I’d venture to say out loud that I dont want less than C’s or bigger than D’s to touch my hands. BUT when I married I thought ahead (using a aging metamorphosis on a picture of fiancee) to see what “they” would look like later.
I married 36B’s. One year later I am now the husband of 38C’s, firm, round, and well packed. No chance of those sagging to hell, or even giving back problems. She even got a butt last year too…and yes its ALL REAL.
-N
Canthearya: I plan to be in Minneapolis this summer. It’s still cold there in July, isn’t it? (It’s my baseball-and-roller-coasters tour.)
Jab’s Rule: Breasts not big enough to cast their own shadows on the woman herself after 3PM are not big enough.
>< DARWIN >
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The Mecca for big-breasted, braless, turtle-neck wearing women is Copenhagen, Denmark. Right there on the beautifully waxed floor of the train station I was greeted by hoards of bicycle-riding, fit & firm blond goddesses. I leered at a particularly tasty Danish specimen (who winked and waved at me with her hand, which stroked my ego, let me tell you), pointed to her voluptuous chest, and ejaculated, “Wow!!” I shot out of the elevator shaft of the city’s train station with a big smile on my face, ready for anything.
For me to believe Dallas has usurped Copenhagen, I must see pictorial proof!
Hell is Other People.
Starts a conga line of breasted women in ribbed turtle necks without bras… passing right by that bench… let’s go girls!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Follows closely on Sue’s heels…not too closely tho
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Everybody get ready for the first international Straight Dope Wet T-Shirt competition!
We’re still working on the location, but you’d better be there!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Boy, one misread on a punctuation mark, and this sentence takes on an entirely different meaning…
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
I’ll get behind PCW. Heck, she implied that she has small breasts, so standing next to her will probably be the only chance I have of scoring any points 
And I have the appropriate wardrobe too. Plenty of vertically ribbed turtlenecks (most of which are sleeveless - I like that look), plus one ribbed demi-top that also must be worn braless (and it’s white, no less - tee hee).
“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
In San Francisco our rights are also still secure - or not, depending on how you look at it.
flouncing across the room
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
Are your lefts still secure? Or are all of you ladies wearing some kind of half-bra?
>< DARWIN >
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Canthearya:
Um, need any help with those?
Boy, did the responses peter out on this thread…
>< DARWIN >
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Okay, I’ll spoil it. I like SMALL breasts. A-cup. B-cup, max. I guess I’ll stay away from Dallas.
You’re a fag, Johnny L.A.!
Hell is Other People.
laughing @ sake samurai
Actually I’m quite straight. What? Small-breasted women don’t deserve to be appreciated?
Here I am, answering your plea for big-breasted woman…
Oh wait, you said in Dallas…
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
Did you evvverrr seeee Dallas with a beefy C at niiiiighhhhtttt…
This thread has me absolutely enthralled, go figure. 