Omni, if you take off them damn sunglasses you’ll see a bit better. Kids.
makes note to self Okay, there’s one MORE thing to cross off the list of stuff to wear to the Springfield gathering…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
(Now back to our original post)
Chef, you take all the fun out of life!
Oh, all right!
Zyada reaches down, grabs the hem of her teal colored stretchy, clingy turtleneck with vertical ribs and…
makes a chef’s hat from it.
I feel I should clarify things here. I LOVE big-breasted women. also small-breasted women. It’s really the vertical ribs that are bothering me. And even with those, the problem is eyestrain. I wasn’t asking the women in question to change into less revealing tops…I WAS ASKING THEM TO TAKE THEIR TOPS OFF. I certainly hope no one has a problem with that.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I’m especially fond of Zyada’s breasts.
Jeez, did I say that out LOUD? Now she’ll never agree to meet me again.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I’d just like to note I think I win for best post/sig combo in this thread.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
ATTENTION DALLAS LADIES!!!
PLEASE DISREGARD THE OP. HE IS OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING FROM DELUSIONS!!
PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THE TIGHT SWEATERS AND NO BRAS!! (especially when it’s cold)
Ahhhh, Dallas, I love you! 5 women to every man and some of them even look good enough to be seen in public with. Love those Texan women!
MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
P.S.
PurpleCrackWhore: Smaller ones are just as nice, often nicer (imho). So please, strut your stuff! (especially when it’s cold and you are braless)
Thank you. Drive through.
As for me, I’ll be watching for the PurpleCrackWhore with the hard nipples but smaller yet firm breasts. 
Okay, I have a confession to make. The real reason I spoke out against vertical-ribbed turtlenecks on big-breasted, braless women is this: It’s so hard to look away from the spectacle that I keep getting caught! It’s only a matter of time before Mrs. Chef notices me visually scanning some woman at 1200 dpi and smacks me on the back of the head. I’m hoping that the breasts of Dallas, their owners, and I can come to some arrangement that allows me to ogle subtly and avoid a purse-induced concussion.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Chef, I don’t mind you admiring my breasts. 
But for chrissakes, don’t let Mrs. Chef see this thread. I do not want involuntary, amateur breast reduction surgery, thankyouverymuch. :eek:
Don’t worry, Zyada…despite my assurances to the contrary, Mrs. Chef is convinced that if she touches the computer she will be turned into a Sleestak and sent back in time to the Land of the Lost.
Besides, I’ve heard her say enough things about Antonio Banderas that I know her scanner is online, too.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
What a waste of pixels.
I was hoping there would be pictures.
Sorry, the Cliche Clique is not accepting new members at this time,
Hey Zyada-
If you come to Seattle on business…Can i admire them too??
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
It’s way too hot in Dallas for turtlenecks!
::strips it off and struts au natural::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Whoohoo!!!
Lookin good PCW…makes me wish I had a rock for ya!
-Frankie
“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”
-Bad Religion
There’s something about this thread…I just wish I could put my finger on it…
With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.
Well, maybe we could work out something that involves tactile scanning instead of visual. Would that work for you?
Forget about the rock Frankie…where are your ummmm…keys! :eek:
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I don’t know, Frankie. How old are you? I might have to see a driver’s license before I allow you to admire them!